Students suspended over WhatsApp group

[Ferris]

PubG

[TrenterPercenter]

The Slaughtered RAM

[Urinal Cake]

The simpler the better such as HP Bar, MP Bar, Limit Break etc.

[The Boston Crab]

Yeah we're probably calling it PubG, great guess. G stands for Game.

Shoulders, amazing list, about ten laughs. I needed it tonight as well. I put a brave face on it in the other thread but I already hate dealing with the customers. They all want to tell you some shit about games or old games and I'm like order a drink and fuck offfffff

[Ferris]

Yeah we're probably calling it PubG, great guess. G stands for Game.

Shoulders, amazing list, about ten laughs. I needed it tonight as well. I put a brave face on it in the other thread but I already hate dealing with the customers. They all want to tell you some shit about games or old games and I'm like order a drink and fuck offfffff

Cheers - send my commission to the usual account. Thanks again.

[Urinal Cake]

You might be skirting with trademark law.

[bgmnts]

Yeah we're probably calling it PubG, great guess. G stands for Game.

Shoulders, amazing list, about ten laughs. I needed it tonight as well. I put a brave face on it in the other thread but I already hate dealing with the customers. They all want to tell you some shit about games or old games and I'm like order a drink and fuck offfffff

People going to a video game pub like video games and want to talk about them?

Bit odd.

[rue the polywhirl]

What kind of drinks do you serve at this pub?

Call of Duty Free?
Assassin's Mead?
Super Mario 6.4%?
Donkey Kong Whiskey (from the barrel)?

[thenoise]

I think that telling somebody their sexual fantasies are caused by them being psychologically messed up because they've suffered abuse is quite a belittling and presumptuous thing to do, a bit like telling all porn workers that they're victims. It might be true, maybe even in the majority of cases, but it's wrong to declare it as a blanket truth.

This is a bit of a stretch.

[madhair60]

Fancy ever leaving the house?

I don't mate, no

[TrenterPercenter]

StrongGoW

[Johnny Yesno]

This is a bit of a stretch.

As I always say when I'm on the rack.

bdsm joke, there.

[BlodwynPig]

SpaceBar

[The Boston Crab]

People going to a video game pub like video games and want to talk about them?

Bit odd.

Fair enough. Sorry I'm just a bit wound up tonight. We basically gave up our whole lives for this place and bought a fucking load of CRT Tvs and Neo geos and the last thing I need is some gimp telling me that I could have emulated it all for nothin and we sold NINE drinks all night. I wish my fuckin life had Save States from before I did this whole frigging thing

[Ferris]

Fair enough. Sorry I'm just a bit wound up tonight. We basically gave up our whole lives for this place and bought a fucking load of CRT Tvs and Neo geos and the last thing I need is some gimp telling me that I could have emulated it all for nothin and we sold NINE drinks all night. I wish my fuckin life had Save States from before I did this whole frigging thing

Entry fee, and drinks specials. You need fuckers in there to drink and maybe play games, not play games and maybe have 1 drink.

I'm in the UK in July, I'd get through 9 drinks no problem. I'm a walking injection of cash into the booze economy, point me in the right direction and I'll help put you in the black.

[The Boston Crab]

We'll be definitely closed by then but thanks mate. It's harder than I thought it would be

[Ferris]

We'll be definitely closed by then but thanks mate. It's harder than I thought it would be

Jokes aside, I did a business model for a brewery when I was really fucking finished with my job and every spreadsheet was hard going and in the end I jacked in the idea LIKE A FUCKING BOTTLER. It's a tough business and good on you for giving it a go. What's the worst that can happen? The best that can happen is it all ends up gravy in your mad church video game booze house. That's a proper good outcome.

[The Boston Crab]

Thanks man I've got to be honest I got in too deep with this thread. I just wanted to make an analogy about what I would do if I owned an institution and I would definitely bar these guys for their behaviour. Then I started imagining what it would really be like to run a gaming pub and maybe it would make a fun thread which I think it did but the pub doesn't exist. Given all the problems I described in the thread though I think we both dodged a bullet!

[TrenterPercenter]

Btw it was obvious it was a load of bullshit.

[The Boston Crab]

Thank god for that  the customers were total cunts.

[Johnny Yesno]

Btw it was obvious it was a load of bullshit.

It's Bosto. Of course it was.

[St_Eddie]

This is a bit of a stretch.

You're the one who said it in the first place.

[Ferris]

Thanks man I've got to be honest I got in too deep with this thread. I just wanted to make an analogy about what I would do if I owned an institution and I would definitely bar these guys for their behaviour. Then I started imagining what it would really be like to run a gaming pub and maybe it would make a fun thread which I think it did but the pub doesn't exist. Given all the problems I described in the thread though I think we both dodged a bullet!

I did wonder, but I didn't want to shit on your dreams just in case.

[Dex Sawash]

Thanks man I've got to be honest I got in too deep with this thread. I just wanted to make an analogy about what I would do if I owned an institution and I would definitely bar these guys for their behaviour. Then I started imagining what it would really be like to run a gaming pub and maybe it would make a fun thread which I think it did but the pub doesn't exist. Given all the problems I described in the thread though I think we both dodged a bullet!

I'm definitely not coming to your shitty cunts pub

[hummingofevil]

Looks like the students aren't returning after all. Voluntary decision. Perhaps they didn't much fancy being know as the two rapey ones on campus.

[St_Eddie]

Looks like the students aren't returning after all. Voluntary decision. Perhaps they didn't much fancy being know as the two rapey ones on campus.

Now they'll merely be known as the two rapey ones outside of campus.

[Captain Z]

I love a happy ending.

[ToneLa]

Looks like the students aren't returning after all. Voluntary decision. Perhaps they didn't much fancy being know as the two rapey ones on campus.

Aww. That's nice of them. Maybe they aren't so bad after all. Let's let 'em back in!

[Cerys]

You should call the pub THE SAVE POINT

This.  So much this.

Edit - fucksakes, Crab boy.

[Ferris]

Thinking about it, these Legend Gary banter types were up for all this "too far!" banter, but actually the best "too far!" banter was the guy who showed the messages to some of the women discussed and got them all thrown out of university.

Haha absolute madlad! Was it too far haha?! He really got us there, now we're all unemployable and no longer students, what's the matter can't take a joke hahaha mental

#ExpulsionBantz