Author Topic: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms  (Read 967 times)

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Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« on: February 02, 2019, 01:13:49 AM »
Frasier, series 8: Martin collapses on the living room floor and Eddie can't help but mount him and fuck his arse right raw

Seinfeld, season 5: George collapses on the living room floor and Kramer can't help but mount him and fuck his arse right raw

Only Fools and Horses, season 2: Del Boy collapses on the floor and Buster can't help but mount him and fuck his arse right raw

What deleted episodes of Sitcoms have YOU stumbled across?*





*do they all involve forced anal rape or what

Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2019, 12:43:13 PM »
Got to give the new 'un credit; I laughed at this.

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2019, 01:11:37 PM »
The Golden Girls, series 3:

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2019, 05:53:16 PM »
The IT Crowd: writer Graham Linehan cameos as a social media personality who collapses on the living room floor and a gorgeous trans character still in possession of a cock can't help but mount him and fuck his arse right raw.

'She looked a bit like a man!', Graham says as a punchline, again, professing to hate the scene he wrote, there talking about it on social media every single day.

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2019, 06:27:56 PM »
Fawlty Towers: Episode 4.5 - Series 1

Sybil's mate invites all the staff out for a local drink, but Basil doesn't want to attend. He stands at the reception desk for the duration of the evening, swaying tediously on the spot every two minutes or so as he checks his watch, bolstered each time by false audience laughter. Later on, Basil shoves his hands in his pockets and slowly inspects the furnishings of the reception hall. Suddenly, Major saunters in and bumbles away. ''Have you seen that cushion in the new Italian restaurant, old boy?'' before rotating and dropping his smart trousers, ''Look at the imprint it left on my scrumptious arse! Look at it, Fawlty. Just look at the bastard. What a travesty!!!!''. At this stage, an upper-class couple enter and haughtily glare at Basil and Major before stating: ''My word! What disgustingly asinine behaviour! We shall not book a lodging here at this philistine's wankhole!''

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2019, 07:56:44 PM »
Keeping Up Appearances

Michael, the vicar of the local church collapses on the living room floor and Onslow can't help but mount him and fuck his arse right raw. Then Richard walks in and can't help but mount Onslow and fuck his arse right raw. Then Sheridan turns up, finally, and can't help but mount Richard and fuck his arse right raw.

And that ruins Hyacinth's bridge night!! Because this happened during Hyacinth's bridge night.

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2019, 01:07:25 AM »
Porridge

Godber returns to his cell after attending a class to find that Fletcher has lost his mind and has mounted a dirty protest, smearing the walls with his excrement whilst rambling incoherently about some nurse with big tits who drives a Morris Minor. Mr. Barrowclough comes in to try and remedy the situation but his presence only enrages Fletcher who takes him hostage with a sharpened toothbrush. As he begs for his life Mr. Mackay leads a squadron of officers with riot shields into the cell: they brutally beat Fletcher into submission with their batons, leaving him in a crumpled heap, covered in blood and feces. As the officers drag the barely conscious Fletcher away to solitary confinement, Godber asks him if he can have his snout, receiving only an agonised groan in reply - he takes this as a yes.

Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2019, 08:50:30 AM »
Red Dwarf Series 7 episode 2.5 - Ethnomorph

The crew discover a device that can transfer individuals ethnicity, Rimmer and Lister are swapped and the former ends up in blackface, speaking in a west indian accent and turns part of Starbug into a rastfari dope den.

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2019, 08:51:52 AM »
The Simpsons

Lisa collapses on the floor, only for Homer.... Hang on, I'm just ripping off some erotic cartoon I saw online, oops

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2019, 10:06:06 AM »
The one where Joey becomes a Jihadi Millitant

In his fatigues and brandishing firearms and other offensive weapons, Joey bandies into the apartment shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR!"

*Audience laughs*

Chandler, not looking up from his New York Times utters "Meh."

*Cheers, applause*

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2019, 10:38:40 AM »
Some Mothers Do Ave Em

When driving Betty to the hospital to give birth, the brakes on Frank’s car fail and he ploughs into a line of kids on a zebra crossing. Betty gives birth in the back of the overturned Morris Minor while Frank wanders around in shock.

Dad’s Army

The boys burn a suspected nonce’s house to the ground. Pike turns up late for parade in Morris dancer attire.

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2019, 12:01:04 PM »
Dad’s Army

The boys burn a suspected nonce’s house to the ground. Pike turns up late for parade in Morris dancer attire.

This made me laugh and wake up Ferris Jr you bastard

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2019, 12:06:14 PM »
This made me laugh and wake up Ferris Jr you bastard

Exactly what I was hoping for.

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2019, 12:22:53 PM »
Exactly what I was hoping for.

He’s asleep again so now who’s laughing. Not me, obvs.

Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2019, 02:30:36 PM »
Dexter (episode 8.10)

Dexter is on his boat and is caught in a storm so severe that it turns him into a lumberjack.


Oh, we're meant to make them up.

Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2019, 02:39:17 PM »
Dexter's not a Sitcom, dude.

Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2019, 02:43:11 PM »
The Gang are Incredibly Inoffensive.

After discovering PC Culture, the gang decide to just live a day without being offensive in anyway. No scams, no schemes, just chilling out being nice to each other.

Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2019, 03:20:59 PM »
Dexter's not a Sitcom, dude.

Well, I fucking laughed at it!

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2019, 04:25:06 PM »
Some Mothers Do Ave Em

Frank falls out of a removal van into a barrel of hot tar - conveniently placed outside the house of an Indian family - & ends up looking like a shiny Al Jolson . . . with hilarious consequences!!

(this bit WAS actually deleted from DVDs)

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2019, 04:45:34 PM »
Time, Gentlemen, Please

Al Murray the pub landlord hosts a comedy night and, with a dearth of willing punters, he does a routine himself where he pretends to be middle class, rich, feminist, pro-Europe, educated and liberal. To his horror, the act is a hit, but the audience took him at face value and his career takes off trapping him as the opposite of who he really is! Can you imagine that?

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2019, 05:03:44 PM »
Time, Gentlemen, Please

Al Murray the pub landlord hosts a comedy night and, with a dearth of willing punters, he does a routine himself where he pretends to be middle class, rich, feminist, pro-Europe, educated and liberal. To his horror, the act is a hit, but the audience took him at face value and his career takes off trapping him as the opposite of who he really is! Can you imagine that?

It could do with Mzzz Jackson coming in with a strap-on and giving him the business.

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2019, 09:32:04 PM »
It could do with Mzzz Jackson coming in with a strap-on and giving him the business.

A great big EU-flag decorated strapon, blue with gold stars. The audience go crazy, hooting and a hollering! 'The EU certainly are fucking this pub landlord over,' quips Al, before sucking it clean.

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2019, 11:29:43 PM »
One Foot in the Grave

Victor receives a jar of gravel for a new driveway. After meticulously sprinkling out a satisfactory formation he realises that Mrs Warboys muddled the gravel up with his jar of kidney stones. This time, though, he does believe it due to the fact there's been countless mishaps over the years, at this point he exclaims: I don't be-lieeeve et! as it's highly unusual for him to believe a big fuck-up has occurred.

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2019, 07:33:01 PM »
Billy

Billy Connolly is trying his hand at "Wolverskating" in the US and it's funny because he's like a duck thoroughly out of the water that it needs to drink, wash and generally relax.

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2019, 08:04:22 PM »
Hippies

Writer Graham Linehan explores 1960s feminism, failing to grasp key concepts and soapboxing over bizarre arguments he should have nothing to do with. Then he collapses on the floor, and the 21st century can't help but mount him and fuck his arse right raw.

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« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2019, 10:23:01 PM »
Hippies

Writer Graham Linehan explores 1960s feminism, failing to grasp key concepts and soapboxing over bizarre arguments he should have nothing to do with. Then he collapses on the floor, and the 21st century can't help but mount him and fuck his arse right raw.

Spinoff sitcom starring GLinner and Milo Yiannopoulis (sp?). They live together in a flat and can’t help getting it wrong!

Episode 1 - Surf and Terf
GLinner’s friend (who is a lady) comes for dinner. Someone from twitter guest-stars.

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2019, 02:10:00 AM »
Dad's Army: The spirit of war: 1971: Captain Mainwaring receives bad news and ends up crossing swords with Chief ARP Warden Hodges in a mix up regarding a garden gnome. Private Joe Walkers kills and later sodomises the corpses of two German prisoners of war he discovers dangling from parachutes in his back garden. Meanwhile Private Pike accidentally signs up for a poetry competition.

Dad's Army: An eye for an eye: 1972 : A Submarine is spotted beyond the beaches of  Walmington-on-Sea and all the townsfolk are put on 'Blue-alert' due to an hilarious mix up with the signal corp. Frazer has to have his gangrenous leg amputated. Meanwhile a pair of pigs escape from LCpl. Jack Jones's back yard to much hilarity

Dad's Army: Happy birthday Mr Mainwaring!: 1974 : The Platoon plan a surprise birthday party for Captain Mainwaring, but due to an administration error, end up locked in Dachau as prisoners of war. Meanwhile Pike's Mum and the Reverend Timothy Farthing  travel across europe on a knackered old motorbike , carrying nothing more than some egg sandwiches, a pair of gloves and a flask of tea.




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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2019, 10:36:03 AM »
The Cosby Show: The Sandman: 1984: The episode where Bill Cosby visits each of his daughters at bed time, then sits and talks nonsense at them until they've drunk the glass of hot milk he's brought them and fallen asleep. All recordings of this episode were loaded onto a rocket and fired into the sun in 2017.

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2019, 11:35:16 AM »
Are You Being Served Mrs. Slocombe Mangled Pussy

Mrs. Slocombe feels a bit soar in her nether regions and can't recall what happend at the annual Christmas Party. Mr Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries  is Certainly not free after begin Banged up for a crime he couldn't possible committ. Could the criminal master mind and the Slocambe Pussy Mangler be one and the sme. Yes Its "Young" Mr Grace.

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Re: Deleted episodes of Sitcoms
« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2019, 06:06:08 PM »
Robin's Nest - Where's the arm, innit?

Flashback episode, showing how washer-upper Albert Riddle lost his arm in a cow fisting accident.  Ravaged internally, the cow is subsequently destroyed by a vet. Guest-starring Christopher Timothy in a rare ITV/BBC crossover.