Cats [split topic]

[Head Gardener]

[ToneLa]

I.
Seeee

[bgmnts]

The world would be better if we spent it shagging in the woods rather than chasing profits at the expense of the earth.

Don't hurt cats.

[Pijlstaart]

There are lots of cats to choose from, but only one earth #freeganism#sorrycats#yolo. Some cats get all tuckered out and keel over, and some destroy priceless artworks, so we don't need all of them. They are well-insulated though, and low-energy, they never buy plastic bags, which imperil them, and they have a low carbon pawprint, so we could take a leaf out of their book. Bury their own dookie-burgers, we don't do that anymore, we pump ours into the holy river ganges so hindu devotees can paddle amongst them and go apple bobbing.

Think a cat is a fine thing.

[Dex Sawash]

'I would destroy you'

[DistressedArea]

If a cat shits in your mouth you turn into a cat.

[drummersaredeaf]

And don't they fucking know it.

[Head Gardener]

[biggytitbo]

I like that cat that came on in the second half of the Everton v Wolves match yesterday, did some lovely mazy runs that caused the Everton defense a lot of problems.

[St_Eddie]

Think a cat is a fine thing.

A feline thing is what a cat is.

[Prison Biscuits]

Cats are whack. I hope this helps everybody with their purchases.

[touchingcloth]

Destroy your pussy? I'll split your topic, sunshine.

[St_Eddie]

Obliterate my cock.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

DEFOREST MY PUSSY
NOT MY EARTH

FRACK MY PUSSY
NOT MY EARTH

OVERPOPULATE MY PUSSY
NOT MY EARTH

CARPET BOMB MY PUSSY
NOT MY EARTH

[Sebastian Cobb]

Mrs Slocome is looking well.