What would Jesus Do?

[Jittlebags]

 ...

[ToneLa]

Smack

[shiftwork2]

I was thinking the other day that it would be great if all this religious caper was true.  There'd be a point to everything!

[Buelligan]

I'm sure it wouldn't be your mum. 

[Captain Z]

Cut it back to Agüero.

[Blumf]

Take Clarence Boddicker in for questioning.

[Lordofthefiles]

Fuck the holes in his palms... without a shadow of a doubt.

[Chollis]

Engage physically, neglect emotionally

[Jittlebags]

Fuck the holes in his palms... without a shadow of a doubt.

Surprised that wasn't one of the official Temptation by the Devil tasks.

[Jittlebags]

I can just hear Jesus going. "Oooh, that's as tight as a mouse's ear."

[Chollis]

Renounce Christ

[ToneLa]

Post in HS Art

[bgmnts]

I wonder if Jesus would go around door to door with Watchtower leaflets.

[Noonling]

He'd never come on your face without asking.

[rasta-spouse]

Save Cadbury from Mondelez International

[Dr Trouser]

Probably get well into voodoo

[Buelligan]

His fucking loaf.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Congratulate Stewart Lee.

[Dex Sawash]

the little children     

[Buelligan]

One.

[ToneLa]

He'd do whatever Buddha did, just a fair whack later, with a race swap to make it more palatable to the West

[ToneLa]

Princess Diana

I reckon he'd do Princess Diana.

[Jittlebags]

Smuggle conflict diamonds.

[Captain Z]

He would just get on with it.

[BlodwynPig]

Consider the Willy

[ToneLa]

Sign on.

What? Reckon his carpentry skills are still there?