Author Topic: What's new with everyone?  (Read 2119 times)

Small Man Big Horse

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #30 on: February 05, 2019, 09:22:58 PM »
I know they're supposed to be a bit unpredictable but I absolutely adore them.  Very jealous.

I often imagine the perfect dog might be one crossed with a blue, wall-eyed, Welsh border collie, so you got something like an Australian Cattle dog with a wall-eye who can beat you at arm-wrestling and chess.

Oddly this is the first time I've known anyone with one, but he was indeed a mighty dog and I've already organised a sleepover just so I can spend more time with him. I mean I pretended it was because I wanted to see my Sister again, but I think she knew the truth.

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #31 on: February 05, 2019, 09:56:14 PM »
Hello there! I'm a newer member, so we probably haven't met.

I've lost all faith in humanity very recently and like to hide my soul crushing feelings of indifference towards anything and everything with badly disguised cries for help against the darkness slowly enveloping my very being thinly veiled with funny posts on internet forums!

Nice to meet ya! :)

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #32 on: February 05, 2019, 10:43:34 PM »
I'm currently trying to eat three meals a day and not sleep more than 11 hours a day. Sometimes I even go to work - wild!

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #33 on: February 05, 2019, 11:42:08 PM »
I got hit by a car but it was only going at 20 miles an hour and I elbowed it right in the windscreen so I was alright! I apologised profusely to the driver while everyone around told me to "get out of the road", which is probably some kind of metaphor for my life.

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #34 on: February 06, 2019, 12:17:51 AM »
I’ve gone wrong there, sorry. Always liked you Tookish, best of luck with life and that

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #35 on: February 06, 2019, 12:23:25 AM »
I'm currently fighting a very strong Peter's Mad Thought that is attempting to will me into buying all 12 series of Birds of a Feather on DVD and then watch them all for 12 hours a day until I complete the run.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2019, 12:24:03 AM »
I think I have a bout of bronchitis.

Also I think I have now found my "forever" avatar.

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2019, 12:29:59 AM »
I think I have a bout of bronchitis.

Also I think I have now found my "forever" avatar.

That is a GREAT avatar.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #38 on: February 06, 2019, 12:56:32 AM »
That is a GREAT avatar.

I'm not going to lie. I watched this for the full hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxv7nm1684A

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #39 on: February 06, 2019, 03:20:47 AM »
Best wishes tookish

Had a brief love affair with an addict, not that she ever let me see that part of her. Trying to let the whole thing go and hoping she doesn’t end up trapped in the Black Lodge. It’s all left me very tired.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #40 on: February 06, 2019, 03:52:35 AM »
I have stupidly decided to put in an ERC grant proposal. About 30 pages of misery is required. It is due to be submitted by 4pm Thursday. That's all I can say, and I am unlikely to be here much for the next couple of days.

8% chance. Good luck.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #41 on: February 06, 2019, 04:34:30 AM »
Working on a live comedy show about mental health with some friends - they're writing and performing, I'm producing and directing and helping writing as well.

Small Man Big Horse

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #42 on: February 06, 2019, 10:38:45 AM »
I got hit by a car but it was only going at 20 miles an hour and I elbowed it right in the windscreen so I was alright! I apologised profusely to the driver while everyone around told me to "get out of the road", which is probably some kind of metaphor for my life.

Jesus, that's so not good, but I'm relieved to hear you weren't hurt.

I'm currently fighting a very strong Peter's Mad Thought that is attempting to will me into buying all 12 series of Birds of a Feather on DVD and then watch them all for 12 hours a day until I complete the run.

Do it! I hate the show with a passion but I'd be fascinated to read about your decline in to insanity!

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #43 on: February 06, 2019, 11:55:11 AM »
Weirdly I seem to have trashed my old account. So I have this new one- a fresh start, a phoenix rising from the compost.
Unfortunately, everything I've posted on it so far has been hot white dogshit. So don't look.
I'm brand new. I'm reborn. From this post onwards, I will be a better contributor.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #44 on: February 06, 2019, 03:40:43 PM »
Found a peanut - just now.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #45 on: February 06, 2019, 04:26:59 PM »
ay pal i'm doing fuck all as ever god bless

purlieu

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #46 on: February 06, 2019, 05:58:57 PM »
Do it! I hate the show with a passion but I'd be fascinated to read about your decline in to insanity!
I've changed my mind, I want to do Last of the Summer Wine instead.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #47 on: February 06, 2019, 07:54:12 PM »
I'm currently fighting a very strong Peter's Mad Thought that is attempting to will me into buying all 12 series of Birds of a Feather on DVD and then watch them all for 12 hours a day until I complete the run.

Heh!

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #48 on: February 07, 2019, 07:00:46 PM »
Jesus, that's so not good, but I'm relieved to hear you weren't hurt.

Thank you! It was quite surprising to not be hurt since it was going fast enough/ I hit it hard enough, to shatter the windscreen and crack it all across.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #49 on: February 07, 2019, 07:04:13 PM »
I got hit by a car but it was only going at 20 miles an hour and I elbowed it right in the windscreen so I was alright!

You're supposed to punch it on the nose, for fuck's sake.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #50 on: February 07, 2019, 07:06:39 PM »
Became single again and been listening to Future of the Left until I'm bored of them.

Also been seeing the dentist every bloody week. Wisdom teeth being excavated on 21st.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #51 on: February 07, 2019, 09:59:37 PM »
Became single again...

Also been seeing the dentist every bloody week...

Dentists make a fortune, make sure you seal the deal with roses or something.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2019, 01:14:35 AM »
Sorry for posting this and then disappearing.
I overstated my newfound wellness. Back in the loony bin for a while. I'll get to replying to all of you though just see if I don't.

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2019, 01:44:11 AM »
Sorry for posting this and then disappearing.
I overstated my newfound wellness. Back in the loony bin for a while. I'll get to replying to all of you though just see if I don't.

I can't imagine, take care mate.

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2019, 03:36:50 AM »
Sorry for posting this and then disappearing.
I overstated my newfound wellness. Back in the loony bin for a while. I'll get to replying to all of you though just see if I don't.

We haven't interacted, I'm quite new but I hope you feel better soon mate. Good luck.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2019, 06:33:34 AM »
Keep in touch Tookish.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2019, 07:31:35 AM »
Lovely tooks, our arms are about your shoulders, our stupid idiot faces smiling into yours.  A light when all others, my love.  HOLD FAST TO THAT WHICH IS GOOD.  B xxxxx

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2019, 03:22:03 PM »
Aw, so hope you're okay tookish and back with us permanently soon.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2019, 04:05:57 PM »
Much love tooky. I've been there myself very recently and know how horrible it can all be.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2019, 04:11:48 PM »
I have a girlfriend.