Author Topic: What's new with everyone?  (Read 2861 times)

tookish

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What's new with everyone?
« on: February 05, 2019, 09:26:04 AM »
I've been away for a little while, dealing with my rancorous mental illness. Out of hospital, back on the meds, ready to punch today in the face.

Feeling a little behind the times, so...

What's new with you?

Shit Good Nose

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2019, 09:28:18 AM »
Sorry tooks, but we've all been #cancelled, so you've got the place to yourself.

Glad to have you back and hear you're up for a fight, though.

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2019, 09:30:33 AM »
I'm fatter and more depressed and some other stuff changed as well.

Buelligan

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2019, 09:32:58 AM »
My day off today and luckily, I'm having a massive cold and fever thing, so I can stay warm in bed and not have to go walking about for fucking miles in the rain and wind.  Very glad indeed, dear tooks, to hear you are on the up, you are ever in my thoughts. 

In other news, I have a beautiful hyacinth in flower by my bed, candles burning and the fire is glowing.  Oh, and I'm afraid poor biggy's run completely brexit but we're keeping him warm and clean (when possible).

Lovely to have you back.  Spring soon!  :)

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2019, 10:08:44 AM »
YAAAAAY!

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2019, 10:12:59 AM »
I have stupidly decided to put in an ERC grant proposal. About 30 pages of misery is required. It is due to be submitted by 4pm Thursday. That's all I can say, and I am unlikely to be here much for the next couple of days.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2019, 10:31:01 AM »
New baby. Tired.

Buelligan

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2019, 10:33:32 AM »
Say about how cute it is though Ferris.  Exactly how cute and small is this baby?

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2019, 10:35:57 AM »
Say about how cute it is though Ferris.  Exactly how cute and small is this baby?

About as cute and small as any of the other millions of new born babies born throughout the history of babies being born, I would imagine.

Buelligan

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2019, 10:40:08 AM »
As cute and small as this?  I somehow doubt it!


Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2019, 10:43:04 AM »
Alright, Baby human beings, Miss Logic.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2019, 10:53:32 AM »
I am moving house in a few weeks and will no longer be sharing cooking and washing facilities with complete strangers, which is great. I will also have to manage my own utility bills for the first time in 3 years, which is rubbish. And welcome back.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2019, 11:32:55 AM »
As cute and small as this?  I somehow doubt it!



Million times more than that.

Phoenix Lazarus

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2019, 11:36:58 AM »
As cute and small as this?  I somehow doubt it!



Shoot the little bastard.

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2019, 11:38:37 AM »
I had a shambolic “dry January” - other than that not a lot

Cuellar

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2019, 11:40:27 AM »
Just had an apple mate

Buelligan

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2019, 11:42:12 AM »
Million times more than that.

Bloody hell, I thought it (he?) might be.  That sounds like you've got yourself some of the purest pharmacological grade cute on Earth there then, Ferris.  You be careful with that now.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2019, 11:52:44 AM »
Bloody hell, I thought it (he?) might be.  That sounds like you've got yourself some of the purest pharmacological grade cute on Earth there then, Ferris.  You be careful with that now.

He farted with approval, so that’s nice. Good comic timing, gets it from his old man.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2019, 11:57:45 AM »
ready to punch today in the face.

You should have been here when last week needed a good kick up the twunt.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2019, 12:34:47 PM »
So glad to hear you're out of hospital and feeling much better, that warms the cockles of my heart no end.

The only exciting news I have is that I spent two hours with a dog on Sunday. It truly was the best of times.

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2019, 02:15:22 PM »
Just saw some pandas, a Chinese bloke through an open bottle water at one of them for some reason.

Buelligan

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2019, 04:44:55 PM »
So glad to hear you're out of hospital and feeling much better, that warms the cockles of my heart no end.

The only exciting news I have is that I spent two hours with a dog on Sunday. It truly was the best of times.

What kind of dog was it?

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2019, 05:27:42 PM »
I found out today that Dominos have discontinued the Double Decadence base which was the only reason I would even buy one of their ludicrously overpriced pizzas once or twice a year.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2019, 05:55:18 PM »
Hope you're feeling a little stronger now, Tooky. Meself, I'm just draggin' along with the New Year winter blues, but we'll get there in the end, onwards and upwards!

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2019, 06:07:58 PM »
It is snowing here, very cold, and I went outside without gloves and a woman was pointing at me and she said "He wilding it. Oh damn". It was ego-boosting, shows how rough and tumble I am, but it was very cold, so in future will go out with gloves on hands. Tinned soup on special offer, and chunky tinned soup at that, so chili and curry and stuff which isn't strictly soup, marketed as discount soup, so I'm getting loads, really shameless stuff and the previously affable checkout staff no longer make eye contact, they know I am eating and hoarding too much tinned soup and I am not a well-rounded person.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2019, 07:22:25 PM »
What kind of dog was it?

A very excitable Staffordshire Bull Terrier who kept on trying to tongue kiss me. Fortunately for my relationship with Mrs SMBH I kept my hand over my mouth but he licked every other part of my face.

Buelligan

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2019, 07:26:55 PM »
I know they're supposed to be a bit unpredictable but I absolutely adore them.  Very jealous.

I often imagine the perfect dog might be one crossed with a blue, wall-eyed, Welsh border collie, so you got something like an Australian Cattle dog with a wall-eye who can beat you at arm-wrestling and chess.

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Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2019, 08:44:11 PM »
I've been working out. Like properly, doing mad cow 5x5s and having casual protein shakes mixed with creatine and branch chain amino acids. Really been taking care of my macronutrients and spending too much time on bodybuilding.com.

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2019, 08:46:44 PM »

My topspin service is coming along really well and, if you'll excuse the pun, it's a bit ace. Other than that I've been thinking of buying a football shirt, like a medium or large.

Re: What's new with everyone?
« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2019, 09:13:29 PM »
I'm still a cunt.