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I'm thinking of having a wank

Started by Lisa Jesusandmarychain, February 07, 2019, 09:51:28 AM

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The Bumlord

Quote from: St_Eddie on February 09, 2019, 02:52:32 PM
Well, if he is Sting, one can only hope that he has indeed wanked himself to death.


Can confirm I am not Sting. Also I got distracted and went to Caffe Nero. Wanking status: pending

ToneLa

Quote from: Utterdrivel on February 10, 2019, 12:31:58 PM

Can confirm I am not Sting. Also I got distracted and went to Caffe Nero. Wanking status: pending

Can you not tease one out in the disableds?

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

#32
Thread titles you can sing to " They're Coming To Take Me Away " by Napoleon XIV.

ToneLa

Thread titles you can sing to "they're coming to take me away"

thraxx

Quote from: ToneLa on February 11, 2019, 09:18:34 PM
Thread titles you can sing to "they're coming to take me away"

and "there's somebody at the door"

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Have you two ^ just done that on purpose?

ToneLa


thraxx

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on February 11, 2019, 09:28:15 PM
Have you two ^ just done that on purpose?

Yes, I for one can confirm I made a Rod Hull reference on purpose.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on February 09, 2019, 05:27:23 PM
Thread titles you can chant to the " There's somebody at the door " refrain from Emu's Pink Windmill show.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on February 10, 2019, 01:16:11 PM
Thread titles you can sing to " They're Coming To Take Me Away " by Napoleon XIV.

ToneLa

Thread titles you can sing to 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now'

I was looking for a job and then I found a job,
And I'm thinking of having a waaank

Ray Travez

thread titles you can sing to Nessun Dorma

Lisa Jesusandmarychain


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Thread titles you can sing to  The tune of " With A Little Help From My Friends " ( additional lyric adjustment necessary, not only to title )

# Do you need to do anything?
   I'm thinking of having a wank #

You can even sing the thread's title to the chorus, as long as you change " wank" to " nice wank ".


St_Eddie

#44
What would you think if i wanked like a loon,
would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your eyes and I'll spunk real soon,
and I'll try not to get any on your knee.

Ooohhh, I wank with a little help from my friends.
Mmmm, I spunk buckets in front off my friends.
Ooohhh, gonna cum even if you're not my friend.
Gonna cuuuu-uuuuum even if you're not my friend.


~ Lyrics by Louis C.K.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: St_Eddie on February 12, 2019, 05:59:15 AM
What would you think if i wanked like a loon,
would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your eyes and I'll spunk real soon,
and I'll try not to get any on your knee.

Ooohhh, I wank with a little help from my friends.
Mmmm, I spunk buckets in front off my friends.
Ooohhh, gonna cum even if you're not my friend.
Gonna cuuuu-uuuuum even if you're not my friend.


~ Lyrics by Louis C.K.

Going to spunk a lot of imaginary karma on this fine effort.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Of course, there are plentiful Beatles Band songs what you can sing this thread's title along to. The outro of 'Hey Jude", for example.

touchingcloth

Sometimes the thinking's enough, isn't it? As a teen I used to wank all the live long day, but in my twenties I realised I could just think about the wank and I'd cumr discretely in my pants. Now in my thirties I've reached that zen-like plane of even being able to just think about the cum - imaginary wank then imaginary ejaculation. I can't wait for my forties when I hope to be able to think about thinking about having a wank, or perhaps wanking about having a think.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: touchingcloth on February 12, 2019, 09:35:36 AM
Sometimes the thinking's enough, isn't it? As a teen I used to wank all the live long day, but in my twenties I realised I could just think about the wank and I'd cumr discretely in my pants. Now in my thirties I've reached that zen-like plane of even being able to just think about the cum - imaginary wank then imaginary ejaculation. I can't wait for my forties when I hope to be able to think about thinking about having a wank, or perhaps wanking about having a think.

By the time you reach your fifties, you've come (fnaar) full circle.
*goes back to googling pictures of Jodie Comer*

Ray Travez

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on February 12, 2019, 07:39:05 AM
Going to spunk a lot of imaginary karma on this fine effort.

yeah that's excellent

Ray Travez

We're Sargent Fapper's spunky parts in hand
We hope you will enjoy the show
Sargent Fapper's spunky parts in hand
Lie back and let the semen go!