Author Topic: I'm thinking of having a wank  (Read 932 times)

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2019, 12:31:58 PM »
Well, if he is Sting, one can only hope that he has indeed wanked himself to death.


Can confirm I am not Sting. Also I got distracted and went to Caffe Nero. Wanking status: pending

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Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2019, 12:38:29 PM »

Can confirm I am not Sting. Also I got distracted and went to Caffe Nero. Wanking status: pending

Can you not tease one out in the disableds?

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #32 on: February 10, 2019, 01:16:11 PM »
Thread titles you can sing to " They're Coming To Take Me Away " by Napoleon XIV.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2019, 03:13:33 PM by Lisa Jesusandmarychain »

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Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2019, 09:18:34 PM »
Thread titles you can sing to "they're coming to take me away"

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2019, 09:22:38 PM »
Thread titles you can sing to "they're coming to take me away"

and "there's somebody at the door"

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2019, 09:28:15 PM »
Have you two ^ just done that on purpose?

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Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2019, 09:28:55 PM »
Have you two ^ just done that on purpose?

Things asked after I cum

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2019, 09:32:34 PM »
Have you two ^ just done that on purpose?

Yes, I for one can confirm I made a Rod Hull reference on purpose.

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2019, 09:43:08 PM »
Thread titles you can chant to the " There's somebody at the door " refrain from Emu's Pink Windmill show.

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2019, 09:44:09 PM »
Thread titles you can sing to " They're Coming To Take Me Away " by Napoleon XIV.

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Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2019, 09:56:07 PM »
Thread titles you can sing to 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now'

I was looking for a job and then I found a job,
And I'm thinking of having a waaank

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2019, 10:46:17 PM »
thread titles you can sing to Nessun Dorma

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2019, 04:50:13 AM »
thread titles you can sing to Nessun Dorma
All Shall Wank

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #43 on: February 12, 2019, 04:54:48 AM »
Thread titles you can sing to  The tune of " With A Little Help From My Friends " ( additional lyric adjustment necessary, not only to title )

# Do you need to do anything?
   I'm thinking of having a wank #

You can even sing the thread's title to the chorus, as long as you change " wank" to " nice wank ".


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Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2019, 05:59:15 AM »
What would you think if i wanked like a loon,
would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your eyes and I'll spunk real soon,
and I'll try not to get any on your knee.

Ooohhh, I wank with a little help from my friends.
Mmmm, I spunk buckets in front off my friends.
Ooohhh, gonna cum even if you're not my friend.
Gonna cuuuu-uuuuum even if you're not my friend.


~ Lyrics by Louis C.K.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2019, 06:11:02 AM by St_Eddie »

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2019, 07:39:05 AM »
What would you think if i wanked like a loon,
would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your eyes and I'll spunk real soon,
and I'll try not to get any on your knee.

Ooohhh, I wank with a little help from my friends.
Mmmm, I spunk buckets in front off my friends.
Ooohhh, gonna cum even if you're not my friend.
Gonna cuuuu-uuuuum even if you're not my friend.

 
~ Lyrics by Louis C.K.

Going to spunk a lot of imaginary karma on this fine effort.

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2019, 08:46:12 AM »
Of course, there are plentiful Beatles Band songs what you can sing this thread's title along to. The outro of 'Hey Jude", for example.

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Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2019, 09:35:36 AM »
Sometimes the thinking’s enough, isn’t it? As a teen I used to wank all the live long day, but in my twenties I realised I could just think about the wank and I’d cumr discretely in my pants. Now in my thirties I’ve reached that zen-like plane of even being able to just think about the cum - imaginary wank then imaginary ejaculation. I can’t wait for my forties when I hope to be able to think about thinking about having a wank, or perhaps wanking about having a think.

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2019, 09:38:14 AM »
Sometimes the thinking’s enough, isn’t it? As a teen I used to wank all the live long day, but in my twenties I realised I could just think about the wank and I’d cumr discretely in my pants. Now in my thirties I’ve reached that zen-like plane of even being able to just think about the cum - imaginary wank then imaginary ejaculation. I can’t wait for my forties when I hope to be able to think about thinking about having a wank, or perhaps wanking about having a think.

By the time you reach your fifties, you've come (fnaar) full circle.
*goes back to googling pictures of Jodie Comer*

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2019, 12:46:47 PM »
Going to spunk a lot of imaginary karma on this fine effort.

yeah that's excellent

Re: I'm thinking of having a wank
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2019, 12:51:22 PM »
We're Sargent Fapper's spunky parts in hand
We hope you will enjoy the show
Sargent Fapper's spunky parts in hand
Lie back and let the semen go!