Author Topic: Twat on ice  (Read 793 times)

BlodwynPig

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Twat on ice
« on: February 08, 2019, 04:24:36 PM »
Decided to walk to work as the ice storms have gone and it was 9 degrees last night. -3 today and snow. Walking down the hill from my house, over i go - heavily on my back and laptop. Hand all cut up but most annoyingly my spacebar is broken and the laptop seems to overheat. Is it doomed? Am i doomed. Typing this on phone with left hand.

All that fucking work i had to do. I suppose i could use - characters and then replace all. Well that wont work as i cant get a space to replace.

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2019, 04:28:15 PM »
Genuinely expected this thread to be about Jose Mourinho.

Buelligan

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2019, 04:28:32 PM »
Poor Blods!  Go out and mug someone for their technology, it's them or you, so I think it's allowable.  Wear crampons.  That is my full advice.

Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2019, 04:29:00 PM »


All that fucking work i had to do. I suppose i could use - characters and then replace all. Well that wont work as i cant get a space to replace.


this bit is like a haiku.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2019, 04:30:22 PM »
It was one of those idiot moments. Walking ok on the snow free area but worried there maybe black ice, decide to step on snowy area despite knowing last night there was sheet ice there...bang

Buelligan

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2019, 04:31:25 PM »
this bit is like a haiku.

Too many syllables,
he's shit at haiku Yeah
shit at walking too.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2019, 04:34:04 PM »
Too many syllables,
he's shit at haiku Yeah
shit at walking too.

Im going to drone strike your cave

Buelligan

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2019, 04:38:27 PM »
Bring it on Piggers.  Hehehheh. 

BlodwynPig

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2019, 04:40:16 PM »
Bring it on Piggers.  Hehehheh.

Cant dispatch. Spacebar broken

Buelligan

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2019, 04:41:33 PM »
I was going to mention that but thought it best not.  You should put some ice on that hand BTW.

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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2019, 04:42:49 PM »

Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2019, 04:44:20 PM »
No less than you deserve really isn't it?

Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2019, 04:45:33 PM »
Who was the chap here ithat threw a rock across a frozen pond, in Canada.

Buelligan

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2019, 04:47:10 PM »
It was someone who looks quite different now, IIRC.

Lovely Thomas made the immortal tag [tag]throwing rocks into an icey (sic) lake[/tag] for them I believe.

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2019, 04:47:48 PM »
Oh dear. It was like a fucking skating rink everywhere this morning, I nearly fell three times on the 50-foot walk from my front door to the streetcar stop.

Did you get the freezing rain in your neck of the woods a few days ago? It was like having gravel whipped in your face.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2019, 04:52:07 PM »
Oh dear. It was like a fucking skating rink everywhere this morning, I nearly fell three times on the 50-foot walk from my front door to the streetcar stop.

Did you get the freezing rain in your neck of the woods a few days ago? It was like having gravel whipped in your face.

It should have all melted last night. Yeh we had the freezing rain but i stayed indoors. Got taxi yesterday. Fucked up my work and hand today. Canada is telling me something

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2019, 04:56:32 PM »
Less wanking, but conversely also less working

BlodwynPig

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2019, 04:59:00 PM »
Less wanking, but conversely also less working

Im more into working these days. No sexual urges for months. This just means im desolate without an an or an or

Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2019, 05:07:32 PM »
There's a mass work exodus at lunchtime today as a storm is coming. They've cancelled my complimentary at-work beer. Every supermarket in the area is out of "essentials" (Artisan bread and avocados), which is silly. Earlier this week they closed my hill off to traffic because of the ice, they don't want people to go tumbling down it, but what they don't know is I tumble down that hill regularly in spite of ice, so they're not protecting us from anything.

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2019, 05:08:00 PM »
On a related note hasnt news coverage of weather got noticably worst in the last year or so? Even supposedly sober outlets are going big with breathless weather click bait, constant threats of SNOWMEGGEDON, ICEBOMBS and THUNDERBLIZZARDS which almost always never actually occur, but end up as number one trending articles.


Bring back John Kettley please.

Buelligan

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2019, 05:11:24 PM »
I'm afraid the poor twat's drowned.


BlodwynPig

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2019, 08:02:02 PM »
Should be in tech forum - my spacebar works only if I press hard in the very centre. its MacBook Pro. does anyone know if this is terminal or can be fixed easily with glue

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2019, 08:53:36 PM »
  Wear crampons.  That is my full advice.

I had blodders down as more of a fairy hammock man

biggytitbo

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2019, 08:59:38 PM »
Should be in tech forum - my spacebar works only if I press hard in the very centre. its MacBook Pro. does anyone know if this is terminal or can be fixed easily with glue



You probably have a lodged crumb. Turn it upside down and blow on it.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2019, 08:59:56 PM »
I had blodders down as more of a fairy hammock man


BlodwynPig

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2019, 09:01:06 PM »



You probably have a lodged crumb. Turn it upside down and blow on it.

Miraculously it worked - well actually I didn't take your advice. I guess when I fell back on the rucksack and hence the laptop, it dislodged a load of my dead skin cells, causing HAVOC with the underside of the spacebar.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2019, 09:04:27 PM »
The sky has turned yellow and big clumps of snow is falling.

Oh know, that's just me blowing the dead skin cells from my laptop.


Buelligan

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2019, 09:54:24 PM »
I had blodders down as more of a fairy hammock man

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2019, 04:05:54 AM »
Yikes. Get well soon Blodders.

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2019, 04:08:46 AM »