Author Topic: Twat on ice  (Read 871 times)

BlodwynPig

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2019, 04:19:48 AM »
Yikes. Get well soon Blodders.

Thanks Glebe. You can call me Dodders now

Lost Oliver

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2019, 05:46:46 PM »
Went ice skating last night. Spent 30 minutes hiding in the toilet with giant skates on. Then plucked up courage to go on the ice. Terrified. A shell of a man. Went round six times with my hand being held. £8.20 plus parking and a panicky drive round Coventry's bizarre roads that make absolutely no fucking sense.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2019, 06:39:55 PM »
Went ice skating last night. Spent 30 minutes hiding in the toilet with giant skates on. Then plucked up courage to go on the ice. Terrified. A shell of a man. Went round six times with my hand being held. £8.20 plus parking and a panicky drive round Coventry's bizarre roads that make absolutely no fucking sense.

I'm glad its not just me...

that thinks Coventry has weird roads/pavements. That pedestrian bit that goes for miles and you are hemmed in on one side  by a massive wall and the other by a road under another road, and when you break free its like being in the shit version of a Shakespeare play about grommets.

Lost Oliver

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Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2019, 06:46:51 PM »
Blod, you've just summed up Coventry in a sentence.

Re: Twat on ice
« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2019, 07:07:41 PM »
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