Author Topic: What was your first ever post on this forum and what did it say?  (Read 1433 times)

ToneLa

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Re: What was your first ever post on this forum and what did it say?
« Reply #60 on: February 10, 2019, 06:27:25 PM »

Kinda happy with it. Not too keen on the "by the by" though. Seems a bit needlessly stand-offish.

I don't care what anyone says, I think it's a decent forum!

Lost Oliver

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Re: What was your first ever post on this forum and what did it say?
« Reply #61 on: February 10, 2019, 06:32:31 PM »
Haha

Jockice

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Re: What was your first ever post on this forum and what did it say?
« Reply #62 on: February 10, 2019, 06:52:27 PM »
I can't remember what my actual debut post was but the first thread was about finding a used elastoplast at the bottom of the coffee cup after I'd finished my drink.

A high standard to keep up I'm sure you'll agree. But somehow I managed it.

Brundle-Fly

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Re: What was your first ever post on this forum and what did it say?
« Reply #63 on: February 10, 2019, 07:28:46 PM »
In Sept 2007, I posted an anecdote about Crackerjack performer, Peter Glaze in a very short thread concerning a spat between him and Freddie Starr.

Pure Bernie Clifton's Dressing Room.


buzby

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Re: What was your first ever post on this forum and what did it say?
« Reply #64 on: February 10, 2019, 08:19:13 PM »
Almost 4 years ago to the day, a wall of text about how BT's Home Highway ISDN service worked (how predictable).

Funcrusher

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Re: What was your first ever post on this forum and what did it say?
« Reply #65 on: February 10, 2019, 08:41:20 PM »
Choicest line from my first ever post:

You have no proof, but are publicly accusing someone of posting child porn on their own forum? Is this place always this mad?

daf

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Re: What was your first ever post on this forum and what did it say?
« Reply #66 on: February 11, 2019, 03:34:04 PM »
Four and a half years after registering : From the 'If you are a lurker, post one thing' thread -

Hello, Daf here.

First and probably last post

Total Time Spent Online:   5 days, 13 hours and 32 minutes.
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Currently listening to Götterdämmerung.

My second post - and proper floodgate opener - was over two years later
« Last Edit: February 11, 2019, 03:47:53 PM by daf »

Re: What was your first ever post on this forum and what did it say?
« Reply #67 on: February 11, 2019, 04:21:20 PM »
"Ever wanked whilst riding a bike? I have. A proper full wank."

Norton Canes

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Re: What was your first ever post on this forum and what did it say?
« Reply #68 on: February 11, 2019, 04:28:08 PM »
Nine rather nondescript posts about TV comedy, until I exploded onto the scene with:

"My upper inner thighs are covered in blood and iodine, the anaesthetic is wearing off, and a dull ache is growing in my abdomen. Which is strange, as I expected it to be in my scrotum if anywhere. And to think that I was proudly boasting in post-op that I would be up and playing football by this evening. Looks like the fact that I had to expose my genitalia to six complete strangers today might not be the worst side-effect of this vasectomy.

Apparently I need to masturbate twenty to thirty times before the last vestiges of semen are expunged from my vas deferens, which came (ha ha) as quite a shock. Oh, and the eight-week sperm sample needs to reach the pathology lab within two hours, or else they will have to count the sperm by eye rather than by machine. I hope they keep still long enough"

SpiderChrist

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Re: What was your first ever post on this forum and what did it say?
« Reply #69 on: February 11, 2019, 04:34:40 PM »
November 22, 2012

"I didn't bother with the support act as invariably support acts are shit."

In which case, you missed my mate's band, Unit9.

Not that I'm overly bothered.

As you were.

Johnny Textface

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Re: What was your first ever post on this forum and what did it say?
« Reply #70 on: February 11, 2019, 07:00:50 PM »
"Ever wanked whilst riding a bike? I have. A proper full wank."

Also from your first page of posts, this gem:

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Is there a farting club in Cheltenham? The nearest I can find are in Shrewsbury (Shrewsbury Guffers), Gloucester (Gloucester Arse Heroes) and Cirencester (Shit Gas County FC), but nothing in Chelt.