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One of my favourite songs about genitals

Started by biggytitbo, February 09, 2019, 09:28:53 PM

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biggytitbo

It's definitely in the top 5 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DzS_hCg6bQ

QuotePenis. Is what boys have down in front.
Penis. Is the word though it seems blunt.
All boys have a penis, so no matter what you've heard,
remember that penis, is the proper word.

Vulva. Is what girls have down below.
Vulva, when shes naked it will show.
All girls have a vulva, so no matter what you've heard,
remember that vulva, is the proper word.

Both boys and girls have breasts,
each person recognizes.
They're found upon our chests,
and grow to different sizes.

Our anus, is a useful thing indeed.
The anus, gives relief in time of need.
We all have an anus, so no matter what you've heard,
remember that anus, is the proper word.

So don't be appalled,
'cause that's what they're called,
and each of them's a proper word!

BlodwynPig

I would. have thought the colon. and stomach do most of the work.

Sherringford Hovis

From e.m.m.y. on b3ta:

Isn't it awfully nice to have a mimsy?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a bush?
It's swell to have a pussy.
It's divine to own a chuff.
From the tiniest lady garden,
To the world's biggest muff.

So, three cheers for your fabulous vagina.
Hooray for your hoochie coochie friend.
Your lady bits, your cha-cha-cha,
Your cherry, or your box.
You can pierce it or tattoo it,
Or fill it full of cocks.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock.
And you won't come back.


Small Man Big Horse

Quote from: biggytitbo on February 09, 2019, 09:28:53 PM
It's definitely in the top 5 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DzS_hCg6bQ

Not one of Mark Steel's better works.

My favourite genital related song is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI - I'm still not convinced it isn't Chris Morris in (not much of a) disguise.

bgmnts

Quote from: Sherringford Hovis on February 09, 2019, 09:46:57 PM
From e.m.m.y. on b3ta:

Isn't it awfully nice to have a mimsy?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a bush?
It's swell to have a pussy.
It's divine to own a chuff.
From the tiniest lady garden,
To the world's biggest muff.

So, three cheers for your fabulous vagina.
Hooray for your hoochie coochie friend.
Your lady bits, your cha-cha-cha,
Your cherry, or your box.
You can pierce it or tattoo it,
Or fill it full of cocks.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock.
And you won't come back.

Pretty much stolen from Monty Python no?

biggytitbo

It was genuinely educational to me that the entirety of a ladies 'downstairs department' is called the vulva though, and the vagina is only a part of that.


So the song had done its job. Thanks Fonzi - Thonzi (also a part of the vulva).

Shit Good Nose

Quote from: bgmnts on February 09, 2019, 09:57:35 PM
Pretty much stolen from Monty Python no?

Been around for quite a while that - I've seen it on other forums.

IIRC it originated on some old Usenet group or summat when there was a discussion about all the funny sex songs being about cocks and/or from a bloke's perspective, so someone intentionally took the Penis Song and reworded it for the female market without altering the flow. 

So not so much stolen as repurposed by request.

bgmnts

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on February 09, 2019, 10:06:13 PM
Been around for quite a while that - I've seen it on other forums.

IIRC it originated on some old Usenet group or summat when there was a discussion about all the funny sex songs being about cocks and/or from a bloke's perspective, so someone intentionally took the Penis Song and reworded it for the female market without altering the flow. 

So not so much stolen as repurposed by request.

Yeah but Python did that song about the penis AND the vagina and the arsehole. Pretty sure.

Sherringford Hovis


Cerys

Folk songs are jam-packed with genitals.  The Bonny Black Hare, any references to a bird in a bush - it's all code.  Code for willies and mimsy woowoos.  All of it.

JesusAndYourBush

Milk milk lemonade
Round the corner chocolate's made.

JesusAndYourBush

And a very old one...

Ed McCurdy - "A Riddle" (from the album "When Dalliance Was In Flower")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-UtmR-YnC8

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Quote from: biggytitbo on February 09, 2019, 09:28:53 PM
Both boys and girls have breasts

That doesn't sound right. I'm a boy, and I don't have breasts.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


idunnosomename

Do your balls hang low do they waggle to and fro can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a military solider because you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low

pancreas


Johnny Yesno



Johnny Yesno

Quote from: ajsmith2 on February 11, 2019, 10:40:59 AM
Came here to post this! The appearance on New Wave Theatre is more striking visually imo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAQtNyF_TUM

Agreed. Su Tissue, in particular, looks amazing.

Jittlebags

Here's a welsh one from my yoof. Not sure how the tune went.

Ar y ffordd i fynd i Sbaen,
Gwelais gont, yn sownd mewn chaen,
Deilion poethion 'n tyfi rownd hi,
Nadu hogia drwg fynd ati.

daf

Quote from: Jittlebags on February 11, 2019, 02:08:42 PM
Not sure how the tune went.

Tried it with Jealous Guy - seems to fit OK:

(on the way to go to Spa-i-i-in
I saw a C**t sound in a cha-i-i-in . . )


Alberon

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on February 10, 2019, 04:50:02 AM
That doesn't sound right. I'm a boy, and I don't have breasts.

Give it twenty years. They will come in time.

daf

XTC - Pink Thing : (KNOB)

Anytime you rise, I'm here and I'm crazy for you pink thing
You make me want to laugh, you make me want to cry
When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high
Ooh, pink thing

I want to take you out and show you 'round the world
Pink thing it'll be okay
If I could only wake you from your slumber curled
Pink thing what would straight folks say?

That man isn't fit to enter heaven
That man is a sinner, ever burning in disgrace
Pink thing, spit in my face, I'd love you for it

- - - -
XTC - Wonder Annual : (FOOF)

Open up your Wonder Annual
turn on the leaves of your private book
open up your Wonder Annual
and if i may can I lay and look?
At the gold and the silver
that will fly from your hands

Hands of ripper
pours paint stripper
toasting the worms in their shallow graves
draw your blinds down
sketch an unfrown
show me the door through which all are saved

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Quote from: bgmnts on February 09, 2019, 10:19:22 PM
Yeah but Python did that song about the penis AND the vagina and the arsehole. Pretty sure.

Yes the version including the female genitals is definitely in the Python reunion show.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Quote from: Jittlebags on February 11, 2019, 02:08:42 PM
Here's a welsh one from my yoof. Not sure how the tune went.

Ar y ffordd i fynd i Sbaen,
Gwelais gont, yn sownd mewn chaen,
Deilion poethion 'n tyfi rownd hi,
Nadu hogia drwg fynd ati.

Which one of these words is the rudey one?

Jittlebags

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on February 12, 2019, 11:27:42 AM
Which one of these words is the rudey one?

Cont - which in this instance is softly mutated to gont.
For completeness, the nasal mutation would be nghont.