Author Topic: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'  (Read 1693 times)

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YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« on: February 09, 2019, 11:10:36 PM »
I wouldn't usually create a thread to post a link to a YouTube video but this video had several moments that made be crack up.  Not all of them are funny but the few that are, oh boy.  Biggest laughs of the year so far for me...

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Highlights...

* The Indian wedding.  I don't condone the behaviour of the fucking arsehole who (presumably) copped a feel and the followup moment is absolutely fucking horrendous and the act of a true bully but I'd be lying if I said that I didn't laugh at the sheer absurdity of it.

* "Matt Damon".

* For thee, the trumpet tolls.


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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2019, 11:24:21 PM »
I'm not going to click on it because last time I watched something like that, half my recommendations immediately became 'SOUR FEMINIST gets RUINED by CLEVER MAN', 'SJW OWNED by CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS' and all that kind of shite.

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2019, 11:27:30 PM »
The video immediately tries to make me laugh at somebody being misgendered. Thanks St_Eddie, I hate it.

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2019, 11:30:48 PM »
The video immediately tries to make me laugh at somebody being misgendered. Thanks St_Eddie, I hate it.

No, I completely agree.  The majority of it isn't funny but there's a few gems in there, among the nastiness.  I wasn't laughing at somebody rightfully being offended by being misgendered, believe you me.

Here's a timestamped link to the part which elicited the biggest laugh from me.  I think we may have just accidentally stumbled upon André the Giant's significantly shorter and more irate Brother (height and Jewish accent aside, the resemblance is uncanny).

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2019, 11:32:45 PM »
I'm not going to click on it because last time I watched something like that, half my recommendations immediately became 'SOUR FEMINIST gets RUINED by CLEVER MAN', 'SJW OWNED by CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS' and all that kind of shite.

Fucking hell, yeah.  Over twenty different versions of Jordan Peterson wipes his botty.  One dubbed into Russian.

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2019, 12:02:58 AM »
Here's a timestamped link to the part which elicited the biggest laugh from me.  I think we may have just accidentally stumbled upon André the Giant's significantly shorter and more irate Brother (height and Jewish accent aside, the resemblance is uncanny).
I've seen that one before and I find it quite sad. The frustrated man is clearly going through some shit, wasting away his years unappreciated, probably worked really hard academically with music only to be overlooked.

The only one of these kinds of videos I can think of that I do like is this woman going crazy in an Apple Store: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiyMx7rDKAM just because it's amazing to watch comfortable people getting inconvenienced by public service and acting like it's a huge social injustice. Actual grown babies.

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2019, 12:17:27 AM »
Well, this thread is a fucking disaster.  As predicted by wiser folk than I, my YouTube recommendations is now full of similar videos.  Urgh...

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2019, 12:18:09 AM »
Apple shops attract the best wankers, but they're never outdone by the staff!!

Comedy bit there if anyone wants to crib it.  Buy me a pint in 2025.

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2019, 12:39:51 AM »
enter my jism prism

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2019, 12:53:20 AM »
"c'mon Matt Damon,  get me out of here"

Got my vote

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2019, 12:57:30 AM »
I've seen that one before and I find it quite sad. The frustrated man is clearly going through some shit, wasting away his years unappreciated, probably worked really hard academically with music only to be overlooked.

Ohhh, is that the dude going mental at the trumpet player?

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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2019, 12:58:05 AM »
Yep.

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2019, 01:06:08 AM »
I've seen that a few times. I always sort of sympathised with the trumpet player because I used to go busking when I was about 16 and was probably a bit shit, and in fact making myself play in front of people like that is what drove me to get better. It is kind of funny when he throws his bag down and calls the bloke a "SUCKA!" but I can see where you're coming from.

There's always some really antisemitic shit in the comments too, which is a bit grim.

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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2019, 01:07:16 AM »
Ohhh, is that the dude going mental at the trumpet player?

Bob Dylan's fluffer in the mid-70s apparently

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2019, 01:25:00 AM »
YouTube is like Twitter at the opposite extreme. Utterly obsessed with owning the SJW cucks!

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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2019, 01:43:48 AM »
The Turkish guy hitting his head after the cyclist collides with him is just perfect, I remember when I first saw that, it's one of the few things that has made me literally cry with laughter and I recall struggling to breathe or speak because I was absolutely dying.

The fucking slapstick of it, the calmly-spoken "fuck you, mate", the way he repeats "don't go anywhere" and his explosion of anger as he screams "WHY YOU COMING FAST!"

A true masterpiece.

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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2019, 02:10:56 AM »
I've seen that a few times. I always sort of sympathised with the trumpet player because I used to go busking when I was about 16 and was probably a bit shit, and in fact making myself play in front of people like that is what drove me to get better. It is kind of funny when he throws his bag down and calls the bloke a "SUCKA!" but I can see where you're coming from.

Yes, it does seem that the fella might be unhinged, to put it politely but I simply can't deny cracking up when the musician just starts blowing a trumpet in the face of his unwelcome street critic.

The Turkish guy hitting his head after the cyclist collides with him is just perfect, I remember when I first saw that, it's one of the few things that has made me literally cry with laughter and I recall struggling to breathe or speak because I was absolutely dying.

The fucking slapstick of it, the calmly-spoken "fuck you, mate", the way he repeats "don't go anywhere" and his explosion of anger as he screams "WHY YOU COMING FAST!"

A true masterpiece.

Phew.  This thread wasn't a total washout after all!

There's always some really antisemitic shit in the comments too, which is a bit grim.

It's YouTube.  What are you reading the comments for?  It could be a video of a cat purring and sure as rain, there would still be a bunch of racist horseshit in the comments section.

Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2019, 02:49:10 AM »
Imagine saying "I watched a video of someone being 'triggered'" in real life to someone. They'd either laugh along with you, in which case you should suck each other off and then kill yourselves to zero aplomb, or more likely they'd have no fucking idea what you were talking about and you'd have to toddle along about your working day.

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2019, 02:51:57 AM »
Fortunately, this place is not real life.  At least I hope it isn't.

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« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2019, 02:53:30 AM »
Well exactly.

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« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2019, 03:16:07 AM »
Great, isn't it?

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2019, 05:38:15 AM »
Imagine saying "I watched a video of someone being 'triggered'" in real life to someone. They'd either laugh along with you, in which case you should suck each other off and then kill yourselves to zero aplomb, or more likely they'd have no fucking idea what you were talking about and you'd have to toddle along about your working day.

Just so you know, I hate the term as well, which is why, when naming this thread, I put the confounded word in quotation marks.  Even then I felt dirty typing it out but what can one do?  That's what the linked video is titled as.

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« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2019, 07:12:32 AM »
I've seen that one before and I find it quite sad. The frustrated man is clearly going through some shit, wasting away his years unappreciated, probably worked really hard academically with music only to be overlooked.

The only one of these kinds of videos I can think of that I do like is this woman going crazy in an Apple Store: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiyMx7rDKAM just because it's amazing to watch comfortable people getting inconvenienced by public service and acting like it's a huge social injustice. Actual grown babies.

Surprising to see you coming out to bat for middle-class mediocrity.

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2019, 01:32:17 PM »
Empathy isn't reserved for the working classes. Socialism, not sociopathy. I don't know where you've come up with the idea that I'm supposed to hate everybody who went through the education system.

You spend a lot of time making weak judgemental comments about other people's conduct. s'gonna age yer

Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2019, 01:35:41 PM »
Nah no thanks I can never get my head around the fact of some smug cunt making such a video to OWN people.  It's pathetic and really just an extension of bullying to some degree.


Oh look I've been triggered.....

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« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2019, 02:09:33 PM »
Empathy isn't reserved for the working classes. Socialism, not sociopathy. I don't know where you've come up with the idea that I'm supposed to hate everybody who went through the education system.

You spend a lot of time making weak judgemental comments about other people's conduct. s'gonna age yer

I’m just quite surprised to see you defending someone waving his expensive middle-class education in the face of a man who’s using what talent he has to make a bare living. No need to wave your ageism around like it’s some badge of honour.

Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2019, 02:17:44 PM »
Well, this thread is a fucking disaster.  As predicted by wiser folk than I, my YouTube recommendations is now full of similar videos.  Urgh...

Just clear your watch history.

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« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2019, 02:20:43 PM »
Imagine saying "I watched a video of someone being 'triggered'" in real life to someone.

Could drag one of my old mental health colleagues up on Facebook and see what they say...!

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« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2019, 03:17:17 PM »
I’m just quite surprised to see you defending someone waving his expensive middle-class education in the face of a man who’s using what talent he has to make a bare living. No need to wave your ageism around like it’s some badge of honour.
I said it makes me sad and I pity him. I don't endorse what he's saying. Your ageism comment is ridiculous.

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Re: YouTube Video of People Being 'Triggered'
« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2019, 03:27:02 PM »
If it helps, you no longer need to watch compilations of triggered SJWs getting OWNED in order to get more of them recommended. You can spend your days exclusively watching uploads of old 90s VHS tapes, and drone footage of people walking round abandoned theme parks, and you'll still get plenty of TRIGGERED SJW COMPILATIONS!!!! offered up for your viewing pleasure.