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BlodwynPig

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This is probably my very last post on here...
« on: February 10, 2019, 09:52:37 PM »
I’ve wandered off track. My bruised back is urging me to rest. Darkness is closing in and an ice storm is forecast. I had a drink of alcohol at the Italian and it’s gone to my head. I lost my gloves in a stream and my coat is torn.

It’s

ToneLa

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2019, 09:53:38 PM »
Be safe, be happy, and be welcome back anytime x

Twed

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2019, 09:54:13 PM »
You could stay instead.

BlodwynPig

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2019, 09:54:43 PM »
Im not flouncing. Im stumbling in near darkness through an icy forest with shadows closing in.

Its

Flouncer

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2019, 09:54:58 PM »
u ok hun? xx

pancreas

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2019, 09:55:35 PM »
Throw yourself into the road darling, you haven't got a chance!

BlodwynPig

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2019, 09:55:55 PM »
u ok hun? xx

If i ever get home yes.

It

BlodwynPig

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2019, 09:56:42 PM »
Throw yourself into the road darling, you haven't got a chance!

No roads for miles.

I

Flouncer

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2019, 10:02:28 PM »
Once the 'I' disappears he's done for.

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Phil_A

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2019, 10:05:38 PM »


I can only hope this doesn't turn out to've been a horribly inappropriate thing to post come tomorrow.

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2019, 10:06:46 PM »
> Use torch on forest

Funcrusher

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2019, 10:07:49 PM »
Maybe phone the AA.

Flouncer

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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2019, 10:09:26 PM »


I can only hope this doesn't turn out to've been a horribly inappropriate thing to post come tomorrow.
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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2019, 10:21:15 PM »
For all of Kubrick’s agonising and retakes, to have Nicholson cross eyed in that picture is really stupid.

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2019, 10:23:39 PM »
I hope bigfoot hasn't got him :(

Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2019, 10:26:37 PM »
Nah, they're going to try and pin this on those Smiley Face guys.


biggytitbo

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2019, 10:39:49 PM »
Maybe the smiley faced killers are bigfoots?

ToneLa

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2019, 10:42:44 PM »
Maybe the smiley faced killers are bigfoots?
😁🙊

biggytitbo

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2019, 10:45:42 PM »
What a way to go though, bummed to death by a giant hairy biped.

BlodwynPig

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2019, 10:47:13 PM »
BACK, covered in wild turkey shit.

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It
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It's all ok folks, thanks for you concern. Won't be risking that again. *will he ever learn*

Twed

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2019, 10:49:43 PM »
Im not flouncing. Im stumbling in near darkness through an icy forest with shadows closing in.

Its
Oh I seeee

If we're doing weather things, expect my last post on Tuesday.

BlodwynPig

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« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2019, 10:54:40 PM »
Oh I seeee

If we're doing weather things, expect my last post on Tuesday.

yeh, another storm? do you go out in them...Tuesday is when I'm supposed to go into work to discuss my application for Pancreas' position with a mathematician "in the know". Expect another,  twat Blodwyn struck by ice Hammer thread.

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2019, 10:57:25 PM »
Maybe the smiley faced killers are bigfoots?
Could be worse. He might get thinged by a Thing.

BlodwynPig

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2019, 11:02:20 PM »
This is the only "thing" that has visited me recently.


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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2019, 11:10:13 PM »
I’ve wandered off track. My bruised back is urging me to rest. Darkness is closing in and an ice storm is forecast. I had a drink of alcohol at the Italian and it’s gone to my head. I lost my gloves in a stream and my coat is torn.

It’s

This is definitely my very first post in this thread.

Twed

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2019, 11:39:59 PM »
yeh, another storm? do you go out in them...Tuesday is when I'm supposed to go into work to discuss my application for Pancreas' position with a mathematician "in the know". Expect another,  twat Blodwyn struck by ice Hammer thread.
Oh I see now (again). Good luck. Christ pancreas just be nice, don't talk about cabbages as a veiled threat. The connection is obvious now, cabbages, BlodwynPig, PIG, not cow, but PIG. Bully.

yeh, another storm? do you go out in them...
Yes, I usually have to dig stuff out and am ordered by the evil apartment management to drive my car in the midst of all of it so that they can plough snow. Ever drive sideways?

pancreas

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2019, 11:47:20 PM »
yeh, another storm? do you go out in them...Tuesday is when I'm supposed to go into work to discuss my application for Pancreas' position with a mathematician "in the know". Expect another,  twat Blodwyn struck by ice Hammer thread.

Not an interview, then? Who's the guy 'in the know'?

BlodwynPig

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2019, 12:17:36 AM »
Not an interview, then? Who's the guy 'in the know'?

The application deadline is a while away. The guy is a pure mathematician who has applied to Nottingham and looks like getting the position (Fellowship rather than Lectureship), but he got a lot of advice from the professors in the department at Nottingham on what to focus on. Basically saying what you said about not under-selling yourself, but also some of the boring stuff about admin and collegiate citizenship (I'm writing that I will buy Pancreas a pie and pint at least once a month).

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Re: This is probably my very last post on here...
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2019, 12:42:35 AM »
He gives his harness bells a shake...