Author Topic: I’m wanking about Lisa thinking about having a wank  (Read 168 times)

touchingcloth

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I’m wanking about Lisa thinking about having a wank
« on: February 10, 2019, 11:08:34 PM »
Is anyone else wanking, please?

ToneLa

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Re: I’m wanking about Lisa thinking about having a wank
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2019, 11:14:31 PM »
Nah, too busy dusting my shitter with coke, nothing dodgy

Re: I’m wanking about Lisa thinking about having a wank
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2019, 11:35:10 PM »
I'm thinking about putting on an Eagles record and loosening my chest harness. Let me know how you guys get on.


ToneLa

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Re: I’m wanking about Lisa thinking about having a wank
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2019, 11:43:14 PM »
Huh, my arse has gone numb.

Upside: numb arse

Re: I’m wanking about Lisa thinking about having a wank
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2019, 11:48:58 PM »
Some of the harness links have gone rusty from the piss. Now, as usual, I've got to turn a blacklight on and look at my carpet.

ToneLa

  • I don't have to dip fishsticks in shit(literally)
Re: I’m wanking about Lisa thinking about having a wank
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2019, 11:50:48 PM »
Some cocaine will help energise you to look more thoroughly.

Hang on, I'll retrieve it from my arse

Re: I’m wanking about Lisa thinking about having a wank
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2019, 11:57:43 PM »
Well, I did jump on that black garlic trend a bit too eagerly due to peer pressure.