Author Topic: Aladdin alive (Read 6402 times)

Butchers Blind · « **on:** February 11, 2019, 12:05:04 PM »

Wait til the end..

https://youtu.be/6NqKrhmnVNY

Did they run out of money when it came to Big Willie Genie?

biggytitbo · « **Reply #1 on:** February 11, 2019, 12:10:18 PM »

Shit Good Nose · « **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2019, 12:10:30 PM »

Given that it's Disney, they probably haven't completely finished the CGI yet and there's still some refining to do, as so often happens with big effects films.

No doubt it'll be toilet anyway.

Having said that, the live action Jungle Book was nowhere near as bad as I was expecting.

But then this is Guy Ritchie's Aladdin, so no doubt it will be toilet.

St_Eddie · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2019, 12:17:53 PM »

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on February 11, 2019, 12:10:30 PM

Given that it's Disney, they probably haven't completely finished the CGI yet and there's still some refining to do, as so often happens with big effects films.

Probably true.

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on February 11, 2019, 12:10:30 PM

No doubt it'll be toilet anyway.

True.

Quote from: Shit Good Nose on February 11, 2019, 12:10:30 PM

But then this is Guy Ritchie's Aladdin, so no doubt it will be toilet.

Definitely true.

phantom_power · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2019, 02:12:30 PM »

What on earth in Guy Ritchie's career, other than being a posh white man which seems to open all the doors, made Disney think that he would be the right man to make this film?

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2019, 02:15:13 PM »

Brian Blessed?

Timothy · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2019, 02:28:36 PM »

Live action Jungle Book was amazing. High hopes for this.

Twed · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2019, 03:11:56 PM »

Looks like a big piece of rubber on a stick

Bleeding Kansas · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2019, 04:01:08 PM »

lebowskibukowski · « **Reply #9 on:** February 11, 2019, 04:41:10 PM »

Quite frankly this type of cultural appropriation disgusts me. Will Smith in blueface? Couldn't they find an actor with methemoglobinemia to take the role?

Mango Chimes · « **Reply #10 on:** February 11, 2019, 08:40:21 PM »

Is this one of the Avatar sequels?

thecuriousorange · « **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2019, 11:33:49 PM »

No it's a prequel/origin story set hundreds of years in the past. The lamp is made from unobtanium.

fucking ponderous · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2019, 07:01:01 AM »

why is everything so small. why not make the cave with the tiger head for an entrance big. why make it look like the entrance to a toilet at a disgraced jungle theme park

biggytitbo · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2019, 07:07:01 AM »

Oh that image didn't work, I'll try again

Bazooka · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2019, 08:12:03 AM »

Will Smith is one of the good lads, as is the game on the Megadrive.

biggytitbo · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2019, 08:34:12 AM »

The megadrive and snes versions of Aladdin are different games and both good in their own way but the megadrive version has much better animation and tighter controls and gameplay.

The film is shite although.

madhair60 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2019, 11:38:01 AM »

Quote from: biggytitbo on February 12, 2019, 08:34:12 AM

the megadrive version has much better animation and tighter controls and gameplay.

The exact opposite of what is correct. That game is all over the place with its controls, weirdly-defined collision detection and generally confusing layouts.

thraxx · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2019, 11:42:30 AM »

Still alive? I thought he had died years ago.

EOLAN · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2019, 11:55:02 AM »

Went to see the West End show as my first full exposure to Aladdin. I must say the character of Aladdin himself is quite dull and boring and unsympathetic.
The rest of the cast and characterisation was quite enjoyable though but could have been better just ditching the titular character completely.

biggytitbo · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2019, 12:34:44 PM »

Quote from: madhair60 on February 12, 2019, 11:38:01 AM

The exact opposite of what is correct. That game is all over the place with its controls, weirdly-defined collision detection and generally confusing layouts.

Your the exact opposite of what is correct.

Replies From View · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2019, 12:39:36 PM »

Quote from: fucking ponderous on February 12, 2019, 07:01:01 AM

why is everything so small. why not make the cave with the tiger head for an entrance big. why make it look like the entrance to a toilet at a disgraced jungle theme park

Because it is such a cliche to have good things instead of shit ones.

Deyv · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2019, 01:11:35 PM »

Is the start of the trailer intended to remind everyone of Infinity War?

Mango Chimes · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2019, 01:16:52 PM »

Fear it. Run from it.

Mango Chimes · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2019, 01:28:43 PM »

St_Eddie · « **Reply #24 on:** February 12, 2019, 03:53:40 PM »

Quote from: Mango Chimes on February 12, 2019, 01:28:43 PM

I adore that gif. Needs to be a part of every thread, quite frankly. Not just on this site but on every site, for ever more. Can we pass a motion for a new law or something?