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Aladdin alive
« on: February 11, 2019, 12:05:04 PM »
Wait til the end..

https://youtu.be/6NqKrhmnVNY

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Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2019, 12:10:18 PM »

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Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2019, 12:10:30 PM »
Given that it's Disney, they probably haven't completely finished the CGI yet and there's still some refining to do, as so often happens with big effects films.

No doubt it'll be toilet anyway.

Having said that, the live action Jungle Book was nowhere near as bad as I was expecting.

But then this is Guy Ritchie's Aladdin, so no doubt it will be toilet.

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Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2019, 12:17:53 PM »
Given that it's Disney, they probably haven't completely finished the CGI yet and there's still some refining to do, as so often happens with big effects films.

Probably true.

No doubt it'll be toilet anyway.

True.

But then this is Guy Ritchie's Aladdin, so no doubt it will be toilet.

Definitely true.

Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2019, 02:12:30 PM »
What on earth in Guy Ritchie's career, other than being a posh white man which seems to open all the doors, made Disney think that he would be the right man to make this film?

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Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2019, 02:15:13 PM »
Brian Blessed?

Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2019, 02:28:36 PM »
Live action Jungle Book was amazing. High hopes for this.

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Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2019, 03:11:56 PM »
Looks like a big piece of rubber on a stick

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Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2019, 04:01:08 PM »

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Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2019, 04:41:10 PM »
Quite frankly this type of cultural appropriation disgusts me. Will Smith in blueface? Couldn't they find an actor with methemoglobinemia to take the role?

Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2019, 08:40:21 PM »
Is this one of the Avatar sequels?

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Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2019, 11:33:49 PM »
No it's a prequel/origin story set hundreds of years in the past. The lamp is made from unobtanium.

Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2019, 07:01:01 AM »
why is everything so small. why not make the cave with the tiger head for an entrance big. why make it look like the entrance to a toilet at a disgraced jungle theme park

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Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2019, 07:07:01 AM »
Oh that image didn't work, I'll try again



Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2019, 08:12:03 AM »
Will Smith is one of the good lads, as is the game on the Megadrive.

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Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2019, 08:34:12 AM »
The megadrive and snes versions of Aladdin are different games and both good in their own way but the megadrive version has much better animation and tighter controls and gameplay.

The film is shite although.

Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2019, 11:38:01 AM »
the megadrive version has much better animation and tighter controls and gameplay.

The exact opposite of what is correct. That game is all over the place with its controls, weirdly-defined collision detection and generally confusing layouts.

Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2019, 11:42:30 AM »

Still alive? I thought he had died years ago.

Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2019, 11:55:02 AM »
Went to see the West End show as my first full exposure to Aladdin. I must say the character of Aladdin himself is quite dull and boring and unsympathetic.
The rest of the cast and characterisation was quite enjoyable though but could have been better just ditching the titular character completely.

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Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2019, 12:34:44 PM »
The exact opposite of what is correct. That game is all over the place with its controls, weirdly-defined collision detection and generally confusing layouts.


Your the exact opposite of what is correct.

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Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2019, 12:39:36 PM »
why is everything so small. why not make the cave with the tiger head for an entrance big. why make it look like the entrance to a toilet at a disgraced jungle theme park

Because it is such a cliche to have good things instead of shit ones.

Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2019, 01:11:35 PM »
Is the start of the trailer intended to remind everyone of Infinity War?

Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2019, 01:16:52 PM »
Fear it. Run from it.

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« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2019, 01:28:43 PM »

St_Eddie

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« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2019, 03:53:40 PM »

I adore that gif.  Needs to be a part of every thread, quite frankly.  Not just on this site but on every site, for ever more.  Can we pass a motion for a new law or something?

Re: Aladdin alive
« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2019, 03:54:44 PM »
Why is he all CG-ed up in a scene where you can just see his normal human torso?

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« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2019, 03:55:42 PM »
Why is he all CG-ed up in a scene where you can just see his normal human torso?

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE NEW MOVIES WITHOUT UNNECESSARY CGI!!!

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« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2019, 03:55:52 PM »
Fear it. Run from it.


Why is this so appalling?

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« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2019, 03:56:16 PM »
Uncanny valley

St_Eddie

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« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2019, 03:57:21 PM »
Why is this so appalling?

BECAUSE IT'S SHIT AND DISNEY EXCELS AT MAKING SHIT FOR CUNTS.

Uncanny valley

Also that too, I suppose.