Strange things strangers have said to you

[St_Eddie]

St_Eddie's not gay? Huh.

Gay for pay.  Killer for Manilla.  Plod for wad.

[Sebastian Cobb]

11p

[St_Eddie]

11p

Meet me 'round back by the bins.  Five mins.

[Pingers]

Meet me 'round back by the bins.  Five mins.

"No lube"

[ToneLa]

Bent for rent?

[Phil_A]

"If I give you a fiver, will you go and vandalise some First Choice billboards for me?" - question asked by an irate stranger in the library. I had to explain I was only there to help people find where the books are and vandalism was a bit outside my job description.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Nicking that strange technique line

[Sebastian Cobb]

Bent for rent?

[tag]Neil Tennant's first drafts[/tag]

[derek stitt]

Blowing my nose on a paper tissue a man said, "hello, is that a pork pie your eating it must be payday."

[Jockice]

Strange things strangers have said to me eh? It'd be quicker to list the non-strange things strangers have said to me.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

When I was walking down the mean streets of St. Helen's one fine day , whilst eating a really smashing meat and potato pie one insolent youth, in a bid to impress his ladyfriend,  I do believe, did say to me " Is that a nice pie, that ? "
Hopeless. Come on, strangers in the street, make an effort !

[ToneLa]

Some drunk saunters past. 'Haha, it's been one of those, lad.'

Full sarcasm mode kicks in. Oh one of those? Yeah I've had one of those they're mad them.

... Virtually every random who approaches me is a Legend Gary. Where are all the Legend Gabys? Might have to switch back to Lynx Africa and take Ed up on the offer of a fake Rolex.

"One of those? What are they? Does he know? Does he know what one of those is/are? He looks like he knows one of those."