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"The Plums Have Totally Collapsed" - Masterchef
« on: February 12, 2019, 12:00:18 AM »
Yes, it's Buster Gonad's worst nightmare, but hey ho, here we go. Some average amateur chefs on a 2 month pan prodding odyssey.

Ray Travez

  • devised by Graeme Garden
Re: "The Plums Have Totally Collapsed" - Masterchef
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2019, 10:14:08 PM »
haha!

John Torode's looking well. We'd been wondering if he was on the sauce, the way he slouched about the last few series in a cardy, all red-faced and puffy-eyed. Seems to have sorted himself out a bit, lost a bit of weight.

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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2019, 12:29:52 PM »
They got the obligatory “a soufflé? On master chef?? You’re brave...” out the way early doors

Re: "The Plums Have Totally Collapsed" - Masterchef
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2019, 03:59:04 PM »
so we had two preliminary rounds and then a quarter final? i don't understand the structuring of this.

I also think it was mega harsh on Yui to make pretty much the best ever dish in the first round and then get eliminated for not getting venison right in the quarters.

Bobby Treetops

  • I'm at an egg farm
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2019, 05:59:23 PM »
Very harsh on Yui, I'll miss her and her Bjork sounding voice.

Yui and young women with the funny looking but strangly fashionable eyebrows, where clearly the best cooks from the first week.

icehaven

  • I will be in the bar, with my head on the bar
Re: "The Plums Have Totally Collapsed" - Masterchef
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2019, 08:46:03 PM »
Why do they wait in a kiln?

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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2019, 10:04:16 PM »
Why do they wait in a kiln?
The studio is a converted distillery.

icehaven

  • I will be in the bar, with my head on the bar
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2019, 10:43:41 PM »
The studio is a converted distillery.

Still cruel.

Twit 2

  • Cheers, fuckface
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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2019, 02:16:49 PM »
Why do they wait in a kiln?

Ggrregg Wallace operates a tidy gloryhole arrangement. He arrives extremely promptly for filming so John Towroad can crack eggs on the bridge of his nose and bake him into the walls of the Kiln. The hole is not carved out because it’s Wallis’s own weight loss ravaged belk that takes the punishment. This year a group of confused theater fans wanted his arsehole to be renamed The Tricycle. The job of ‘kiln dwelling’ used to fall to Monarcha Gallenty but she won the right to abstain in a bloody tussle with Marcos Whereing. The winner of MasterCooks has to ‘do the fackin’ gauntlet’, a euphemism for John to chase you around the Kiln while Greig Wallets cackles and lobs his cock about.

Neomod

  • Oh my genitals | I'm a janitor
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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2019, 02:44:33 PM »
Last week's tattoo guy. "Cooking is my passion"

Had never cooked fish..

BlodwynPig

  • R.I.P. The Waxwork René
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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2019, 03:02:23 PM »
Last week's tattoo guy. "Cooking is my passion"

Had never cooked fish..

Did he have a beard and wear beige combat shorts?

Puce Moment

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« Reply #11 on: Yesterday at 03:41:14 PM »
Last week's tattoo guy. "Cooking is my passion"

Had never cooked fish..

Delighted to see that fucking bell-end knocked out. I mean, if you haven't cooked fish before maybe have a couple of goes prior to the show starting.

Irini is a real favourite - she appears to be a brilliant cook.

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« Reply #12 on: Yesterday at 03:52:27 PM »
Why do they wait in a kiln?

hahaha my gf thought it was like being stuck up in a turret for being shit