sorry but this fucking avatar mate.

[madhair60]

Flawless.

[Buelligan]

I know.  I fucking know.

[Pingers]

Every time. Amazing.

[Bronzy]

That dog is very handsome.

[Blumf]

Apparently, Mr Bubz has a thing for panties.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bow3L4BguB_/

[Buelligan]

Don't say panties.  Panties are for tiny dolls or little children.  We are women, actually a kind of adult.

[pancreas]

My favourite bit is the face of creeping dread. I don't mind the ears popping up, but the grin at the end feels like 4th wall breaking.

[Blumf]

Don't say panties.  Panties are for tiny dolls or little children.  We are women, actually a kind of adult.

Hey, I'm just quoting the source. But of course, the correct term is 'grundies'.

[Buelligan]

Thanks Blumf, knew I could count on you. 

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Don't say panties.  Panties are for tiny dolls or little children.  We are women, actually a kind of adult.

Rebuttal:

[pancreas]

Don't say panties.  Panties are for tiny dolls or little children.  We are women, actually a kind of adult.

What about foofbags?

[pancreas]

Vulva-smugglers.

[Buelligan]

Rebuttal:

Art thought, that.  Completely different matter (and well you know it).

[pancreas]

Front-and-back-bottom-encasements.

[Buelligan]

Nix, keks, pants, knickers at a pinch.  Not PANTIES.

[pancreas]

Dribblers?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Cack-ons
Dirigibles
Bung-you-ups
Twatslacks

[Paul Calf]

'Keks' has never been beaten.

[pancreas]

Fannyburqas
Cuntshades
Labial battery farms

[Kane Jones]

Fish fryer's cuff
Drip tray

I like 'knickers'. Well, the word I mean. Who am I trying to kid, I just like knickers. They're not the best thing in the word, but they're close to it.

[Pingers]

Flapsacks. Valdareeeeeeee! Valdaraaaaaaaah!

[Blue Jam]

[Small Man Big Horse]

Rebuttal:

I'm convinced there's at least three ghosts in that picture.

[steve98]

Thanks Blumf, knew I could count on you.

I'm always surprised when folk don't reply to that with - Oi, I'm not a blimmin' abacus. That's what I would reply if anyone ever said to me "Knew I could count on you".

Years ago I worked with a Italian guy and I'd often say to him "Well done Yannis, knew I could count on you", hoping he might reply with - Oi! I'm-a not-a some kind of a tally sheet-a. ("Tally sheet-a" sounds like how an Italian would say Italian shitter).

[ToneLa]

The panties your mother laid out for you

[Replies From View]

Don't say panties.  Panties are for tiny dolls or little children.  We are women, actually a kind of adult.

And it's the dog saying this, right?

[seepage]

'Panties' always reminds me of that advert where the bloke sneaks aboard the superyacht and says "hey woman, I think you left your panties in my kitchen".

[thenoise]

I like undies, it's just silly enough to raise a half-smile.

[BlodwynPig]

'Keks' has never been beaten.

Keks is such a Buelligan word

[Twed]