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Names You Should Definitely Change Your Name To By Deed Poll

Started by Lisa Jesusandmarychain, February 17, 2019, 12:21:41 PM

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Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Farrah Fawcett-Arsecancer

Theodore Thingsseemedtogowrongtoomanytimes

Ingrid Ifeelcertainthatimgoingmadagainifeelwecantgothroughanotherofthoseterribletimesandishantrecoverthistimeihear-Voices

Larry Latristessedureratoujours

Albert  Actoftakingmyownlifeisnotsomethingimdoingwithoutalotofthoughtidontbelievethatpeopleshouldtaketheirownliveswithoutalotofdeepandthoughtfulreflectionoveraconsiderableperiodoftimeidobelievestronglyhoweverthattherighttodosoisoneofthemostfundamentalrightsthatanyoneinafreesocietyshouldhaveformemuchoftheworldmakesnosensebutmyfeelingsaboutwhatiamdoingringloudandcleartoaninnerearandaplacewherethereisnoself-Onlycalm

Wilfred Horsebrass

Norton Canes


Norton Canes


Head Gardener


rasta-spouse


Alfredo Sauce
El-Ketchup Al-Reboot
Chris Spin
Edwardo Twerkteam

Homunculus Indus River Phoenix
Rock Person
Mr Ombudsman-Politics
Igor Mutilated
Dolia Smit
Sange Negative-Equity
Sour Jane
Corduroy Finkelstein
Weeping Shovelchoice
F. Bum Fitzgerald

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Lisa Jesusandmarychain

#68
Wendy Wheniamdeadovermebrightaprilshakesoutherraindrenchedhairthoyoushouldleanabovemebrokenheartedishallnotcareforishallhavepeaceallleafeytreesarepeacefulwhenrainbendsdowntheboughandishallbemoresilentandcoldhearted- Thanyouarenow

Nathanial National- Lampoon- Backissue- Reader

Federico Futureisjustoldageandillnessandpainimusthavepeaceandthisistheonlyway

Tanya Tennoheika- Banza

Winifred-Windowcleaner- Whenallusefulnessisoverwhenoneisassuredofanimminentdeathitisthesimplestofhumanrightstochooseaquickandeasydeathinplaceofaslowandhorribleoneihavepreferredchloroform-Over-Cancer

Zebedee Lucozade

Sean Shutupyouboringinsipidcuntsinthefuckingstaffroomihaveneverheardsuchaloadofanodynefuckingcuntdribbleinallmyfuckinglifeyoufuckinghorrendousboringcuntstreatingeachblandfuckingutterancelikefuckongoscarwildesmostfuckingbrilliantbonmotsyoufuckinghorriblebunchoftwatsgreatwankingchristifuckinghateyoualltheremustbesomethinginthegenevaconventionthatgetsmeoutofthisfuckingroomandyourreallyreallyveryfuckinghorriblefuckingconversationandthekindofthingthatthescriptwritersofthemuppetshowinthefucking70swouldhavebalkedatcallingfuckingwitireallyreallyfuckinghateyouallyouabsolutecunts- Smith

Una Youokay- Hunn

Avril Andsoileavethisworlwheretheheartmustbreakorturnto- Lead

Roger Roger

Biffa Tofu

Irina Severemental- Illness

Ursula The Usherette

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on February 20, 2019, 09:30:47 PM
Wendy Wheniamdeadovermebrightaprilshakesoutherraindrenchedhairthoyoushouldleanabovemebrokenheartedishallnotcareforishallhavepeaceallleafeytreesarepeacefulwhenrainbendsdowntheboughandishallbemoresilentandcoldhearted- Thanyouarenow

Nathanial National- Lampoon- Backissue- Reader

Federico Futureisjustoldageandillnessandpainimusthavepeaceandthisistheonlyway

Tanya Tennoheika- Banza

Winifred-Windowcleaner- Whenallusefulnessisoverwhenoneisassuredofanimminentdeathitisthesimplestofhumanrightstochooseaquickandeasydeathinplaceofaslowandhorribleoneihavepreferredchloroform-Over-Cancer

Zebedee Lucozade

Sean Shutupyouboringinsipidcuntsinthefuckingstaffroomihaveneverheardsuchaloadofanodynefuckingcuntdribbleinallmyfuckinglifeyoufuckinghorrendousboringcuntstreatingeachblandfuckingutterancelikefuckongoscarwildesmostfuckingbrilliantbonmotsyoufuckinghorriblebunchoftwatsgreatwankingchristifuckinghateyoualltheremustbesomethinginthegenevaconventionthatgetsmeoutofthisfuckingroomandyourreallyreallyveryfuckinghorriblefuckingconversationandthekindofthingthatthescriptwritersofthemuppetshowinthefucking70swouldhavebalkedatcallingfuckingwitireallyreallyfuckinghateyouallyouabsolutecunts- Smith

Una Youokay- Hunn

Avril Andsoileavethiswordlwheretheheartmustbreakorturnto- Lead

Roger Roger

Biffa Tofu

Irina Severemental- Illness

Ursula The Usherette
Sorry about reposting this quote, everyone. I was trying to modify it, 'cos I'd missed out a letter in one of the names. Really, soz.



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* He's seriously unfunny on the We Hate Movies podcast so this is a brave name to choose

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