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Names You Should Definitely Change Your Name To By Deed Poll
« on: February 17, 2019, 12:21:41 PM »
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Egbert Fuckoffyoucunt
Satan Killeveryone
Robin Snest
Heffalump Prettycarnage
Gravyboat Boatgravy
Ian Jones
Bradford Yogibearcostume
Semensplatter O' Brussels
Susan Prostitute
Gregory Twogirls
Valium Worthwhile- Smith
Felicity Felchworthy
Vladimir Thisisntreallymysurnameyoustupifuckingbastardgoonfuckoffout ofit
Jodie Comeinmymouth
Stephen Joseph Michael Walker


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Re: Names You Should Definitely Change Your Name To By Deed Poll
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2019, 12:27:53 PM »
Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Gary Alan Alan Alan Alanson
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2019, 03:43:54 PM »
Crap Matthew
The Ruiner
AC Failface
Ben Ben
DJ Rosebutt

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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2019, 03:45:21 PM »
Lecherous Les

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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2019, 04:52:52 PM »
Antelope Deference
Namecheck Pasolini
Kim Goodyandevil
Ben Sinister
Naomi Unfunnycunt- Campbell

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Re: Names You Should Definitely Change Your Name To By Deed Poll
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2019, 06:33:46 PM »
The Crimson Anus

Liptonice Gravehollower

Wreckingball Cunt

Hinton Battle

Guffedon Finger

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Re: Names You Should Definitely Change Your Name To By Deed Poll
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2019, 07:03:37 PM »
@jeremycorbyn

#notallmen

A string of emoticons (this has definitely already been done)*

* I didn’t  mean someone should change their name to a string of emoticons before popping brackets in to suggest that I think that this has almost certainly been done already, but that someone should change their name by deed poll to “A string of emoticons (this has definitely already been done)”

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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2019, 07:34:59 PM »
The Brexit
Leeve Means Leeve
Nick
John
Chris
Mark
Brian
Bryan
Brain
Clibe
Phil
Steven
Steohen
Stephen
Doug
Chris (again)
Didcot Parkway
Didcot Barkway (if you are dog)
John Milton
Rail Replacement Bus Service
Kidney Transplant Practical Joke

and so on

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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2019, 08:04:03 PM »
Clifford Gnome-Flaps
Kev Blend
Stan Standard
Felicity Five Guys
Satsuma Thursday
Meriel Burial
Muhammed Barleymow
Vincent del Portacabin
Katy Flakes
Dr Leonardo Um Bongo
Malcolm Henge
Charlie Threat

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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2019, 08:16:01 PM »
Neil Damage
Fat Wang
Wicks
Mick McNaMc
Pat Consequences

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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2019, 08:40:18 PM »
Findus Crispyholocaust
Bob Rapist- Hardon
Flemish Wednesday
Igor Laughwhilemurdering
Firstname Surname
Abigail No- Survivors
Penelope Yoyo- Knickers
Yoko Itslikealatertomandjerrywhenthetwoofthemcouldtalk
Gordon ######- Whelks
Svetlana Heartlessbitch
Shoeshop Unhindered
Ivor Lott
Tony Broke


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Re: Names You Should Definitely Change Your Name To By Deed Poll
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2019, 08:56:59 PM »
'Hinton Battle' jumps out at me as being rather appealing & attractive as a possible pseudonym, not least because the village I grew up in had a hintons supermarket. therefore the name has resonance.

were I to appropriate it for creative purposes, would a royalty be required?

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Re: Names You Should Definitely Change Your Name To By Deed Poll
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2019, 09:04:19 PM »
were I to appropriate it for creative purposes, would a royalty be required?

Possibly.  He played the Cat in the US pilot of Red Dwarf.

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Re: Names You Should Definitely Change Your Name To By Deed Poll
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2019, 09:08:20 PM »
Possibly.  He played the Cat in the US pilot of Red Dwarf.

damn. 'waitrose feud' doesn't have quite the same charm.

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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2019, 09:12:40 PM »
Glebow Sloeby.

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« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2019, 09:47:06 PM »
Nepot Hungergames

Unyielding Wizbit

Clive's Pies

Botram Lunchpiss

Anodyne Razorfoam

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« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2019, 10:36:02 PM »
Das Swastika

Randy Gaylord

Rusty Lee

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« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2019, 10:48:26 PM »
Aldi Kerfuffle

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« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2019, 10:51:10 PM »
Looking at Duncan Disorderly, I’m reminded of a kid in my school called Duncan Roland who legally changed his name to Duncan Rockand Roland, and later changed it again to Duncan Funkan Rockand Roland.

Cunt.

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« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2019, 11:03:13 PM »
Warminster Bypass

Rope Lengths

Hindquarters Seasonsgrating

Highland Cunt

Rapington Gormand

Trailblazer Rattlecock

Hymen Velociraptor

Re: Names You Should Definitely Change Your Name To By Deed Poll
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2019, 11:24:25 PM »
Looking at Duncan Disorderly, I’m reminded of a kid in my school called Duncan Roland who legally changed his name to Duncan Rockand Roland, and later changed it again to Duncan Funkan Rockand Roland.

Cunt.

Some of the extended family on my mum's side have a habit of nicknaming their kids. Which backfired when they ended up having to change the name of one of them to 'Bert' because he wouldn't respond to anything else.

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« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2019, 11:49:42 PM »
Clutchingtouth
LoneTA
Veplies From Riew
Cebastian Sobb

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« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2019, 07:05:56 AM »
Hot Soup
Cold Soup
Lukewarm Soup
Shamima Eeebygum
Craig Craisin- Craving
Rich Orbroke
Rich Orpoor
Avid Bukkakefan
Malcolm McMoreish-Heroinjoke 


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« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2019, 09:50:21 AM »
Barsto Randad

Foible Firstneck

Taperhands Wedgethrift

Iodine Frith

Porcine Lank

Musky Cocklestains

Heart Geromire

Pissgathering Snortvessel

Navalgazing Sharthooverer


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« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2019, 10:06:43 AM »
Lionel Messy

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« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2019, 10:15:40 AM »
Railtracked Damsel

Nosebag McGriffiths

Malware Feastlolly

Ninja Poodon

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« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2019, 10:51:28 AM »
Owl

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Pussycat

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Baby P

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Honeycock Wise

Strepsil Homestead

Eddie Large

Resteddevelopment Arresteddevelopment

Mustard Bellingthorpe

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