The greatest moment in The Day Today

[grassbath]

Airjam:

'Thousands of aircraft have ground to a halt in mid air and may soon start falling like massive buses.'

How does 'like massive buses' - just comparing the planes meaninglessly to another vehicle - somehow manage to evoke the mad and horrifying image of aircraft falling onto built-up areas? Fuck knows but it does.

[jamiefairlie]

Kill the horses with hammers!

It's the gleeful intensity in how he says hammers.

[Chriddof]

Another great thing about Airjam is how the headline on the studio monitor just reads "BLOODY HELL".

[Glebe]

"In summary, then... and that's all the weather!"

"Cool showers wet cool showers wet cool showers wet..."

[The Boston Crab]

Ballesteros

[pish]

"In summary, then... and that's all the weather!"

"Cool showers wet cool showers wet cool showers wet..."

The unexpectedly demented way Morris invokes the Metball machine.. class of the highest order.

[Twit 2]

There she is in a cart.

Used to be my favourite line in the whole show but has been permanently ruined by Ian accepting his bauble from said lady.