My foreskin - have you been?

[Bronzy]

Because I am going during Hanukkah so would like to know if you have any tips for my urethra to do, smegma, etc. Most of the people I've spoken to who have been have said the place isn't all that but maybe they're just circumcised bitches?

Also I am conflicted because I don't want to book a rabbi and contribute to a dick cheese crisis but I also don't wanna spend mucho ¥ on a shit arsehole.

All suggestions inc. wanking welcome