Author Topic: Alan Partridge haikus  (Read 659 times)

Re: Alan Partridge haikus
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2019, 08:29:00 PM »
knowing me knowing you
I'm alan partridge
ah-hah

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Re: Alan Partridge haikus
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2019, 10:28:22 PM »
assault weapon mimes
also the logo signature
they both get bigger

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Re: Alan Partridge haikus
« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2019, 10:29:19 AM »
Everyone do that
With their fingers round their eye
Everyone does so

Re: Alan Partridge haikus
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2019, 11:51:39 AM »
He won't fit in at
a Redbrick
please apologise wont u to
Finty

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Re: Alan Partridge haikus
« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2019, 12:24:10 PM »
Once again, too late
To contribute something good
Already beaten

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Re: Alan Partridge haikus
« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2019, 12:25:00 PM »
I don't understand
Obvious joke because I
Yearn to post something

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Re: Alan Partridge haikus
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2019, 12:29:52 PM »
Panicked expression
Lynx Java or Africa
Hangs thick in the air

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Re: Alan Partridge haikus
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2019, 12:40:46 PM »
Molten Bramley apple
Could go your way, could go mine
Hotter than the sun

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Re: Alan Partridge haikus
« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2019, 02:12:34 PM »
Hate Broad comedy
Means the masses get my stuff
Hands off, I'm a snob

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Re: Alan Partridge haikus
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2019, 02:14:33 PM »
Encapsulates the
Frustration of a Sunday
Does that U2 song

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Re: Alan Partridge haikus
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2019, 02:52:03 PM »
can't control the chat
defeated by all the guests
and on that bombshell

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Re: Alan Partridge haikus
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2019, 04:35:07 PM »
Bit full of themselves
Abso-bloody-exactly
American things

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Re: Alan Partridge haikus
« Reply #42 on: March 11, 2019, 06:56:34 PM »
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