Alan Partridge haikus

a duncandisorderly · March 05, 2019, 08:29:00 PM

knowing me knowing you
I'm alan partridge
ah-hah

petril · March 05, 2019, 10:28:22 PM

assault weapon mimes
also the logo signature
they both get bigger

Fambo Number Mive · March 07, 2019, 10:29:19 AM

Everyone do that
With their fingers round their eye
Everyone does so

rasta-spouse · March 07, 2019, 11:51:39 AM

He won't fit in at
a Redbrick
please apologise wont u to
Finty

Prison Biscuits · March 07, 2019, 12:24:10 PM

Once again, too late
To contribute something good
Already beaten

ToneLa · March 07, 2019, 12:25:00 PM

I don't understand
Obvious joke because I
Yearn to post something

Prison Biscuits · March 07, 2019, 12:29:52 PM

Panicked expression
Lynx Java or Africa
Hangs thick in the air

Blue Jam · March 07, 2019, 12:40:46 PM

Molten Bramley apple
Could go your way, could go mine
Hotter than the sun

ToneLa · March 07, 2019, 02:12:34 PM

Hate Broad comedy
Means the masses get my stuff
Hands off, I'm a snob

ToneLa · March 07, 2019, 02:14:33 PM

Encapsulates the
Frustration of a Sunday
Does that U2 song

petril · March 07, 2019, 02:52:03 PM

can't control the chat
defeated by all the guests
and on that bombshell

Ferris · March 07, 2019, 04:35:07 PM

Bit full of themselves
Abso-bloody-exactly
American things

BeardFaceMan · March 11, 2019, 06:56:34 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha news