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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #60 on: March 01, 2019, 03:18:46 PM »
Ooh, you hear the door slam
And realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the gloved hand
And wonder if he'll shove it up yer bum
You close your eyes
And hope that this is just imagination
But all the while
You hear the creature creepin' up behind
You're gonna get molested

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #61 on: March 01, 2019, 03:19:07 PM »
Hence why it's unsubstantiated and doesn't justify you saying this, as though it's some kind of definitive proof...


I didn't say it was definitive, just that his Doctor would be in a better position to know than someone on the internet. But then that is the same doctor who was convicted of manslaughter for his medical incompetence so perhaps he was just talking bollocks. Literally!

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #62 on: March 01, 2019, 03:21:50 PM »
I'm sure it will.

I notice there's no Gary Glitter on Spotify.

I bet it doesn't stop a certain kind of fan!



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Something is missing from their artist bio, it's exhaustive, but cannae put my finger on it

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #63 on: March 01, 2019, 03:32:33 PM »
just had a quick look at what his kids look like now . . . .  there's zero chance any of them came out of Jaxo's cock!

I dunno. Blanket has a touch of the Tanita Tikaram Jackson about him:


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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #64 on: March 01, 2019, 03:38:21 PM »
Yeah, I'll give you that - a slim possibility there

the other two though - Tony Slattery & Avril Lavigne . . .


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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #65 on: March 01, 2019, 03:45:16 PM »
I notice there's no Gary Glitter on Spotify.

Still some of these left:


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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #66 on: March 01, 2019, 04:13:18 PM »
Just got a timely notification telling me that this is available

https://blackmarketdub.bandcamp.com/album/michael-jackson-thriller

Irie!

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #67 on: March 01, 2019, 04:56:05 PM »
This picture:




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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #68 on: March 01, 2019, 04:58:46 PM »

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #69 on: March 01, 2019, 05:00:16 PM »
This picture:



They're his equivelent of methadone.

Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #70 on: March 01, 2019, 05:09:54 PM »
Blanket dresses like his "dad", but he doesn't really resemble him otherwise.

Sadly one of too few children to emerge from Neverland with nothing of Michael in him.

Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #71 on: March 01, 2019, 05:30:06 PM »
Blanket dresses like his "dad", but he doesn't really resemble him otherwise.


I don’t agree, I can really see the resemblance facially to young Mickey J. I previously assumed all the Debbie Rowe kids most likely had surrogate parentage but this has given me pause to reconsider.

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #72 on: March 01, 2019, 05:33:12 PM »
Was a turkey baister job wasn't it?

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #73 on: March 01, 2019, 06:13:57 PM »
so anyway what earned him the nickname "wacko", anyone know

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #74 on: March 01, 2019, 06:18:54 PM »
This doesn't look good for Sonic 3.

no more micheal jackson, fine but

i dont care if that game requires a child to be buggered every time it boots up, theyre not taking sonic 3 away from me

Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #75 on: March 01, 2019, 06:19:29 PM »
so anyway what earned him the nickname "wacko", anyone know

Big fan of Jimmy Edwards.

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #76 on: March 01, 2019, 06:21:53 PM »
no more micheal jackson, fine but

i dont care if that game requires a child to be buggered every time it boots up, theyre not taking sonic 3 away from me

Here comes Knuckles

The Butler of the Neverland Ranch, before he died. This joke is set in the past

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #77 on: March 01, 2019, 06:23:09 PM »
so anyway what earned him the nickname "wacko", anyone know

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #78 on: March 01, 2019, 06:25:15 PM »
so anyway what earned him the nickname "wacko", anyone know

Seriously, that all started round the time of Thriller, when it became known the adult Michael was doing stuff like owning a pet chimp and a fairground in the grounds of his mansion.

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #79 on: March 01, 2019, 06:27:07 PM »
He was called Michael Jake's son because he was literally "the son of Jake".

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #80 on: March 01, 2019, 06:27:28 PM »
Whack-a-mole champion 1971 and '72

That's quite the fucking euphemism, but what sporting body would coronate such a "champion"?  Were there judges sir and were they monkeys all? Did he put on a tiara oh of course he did

This is macabre even without the prizes and ceremonial robe

Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #81 on: March 01, 2019, 07:09:33 PM »
Some cool and funny jokes about mental illness and child rape in here

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #82 on: March 01, 2019, 07:35:10 PM »
Some cool and funny jokes about mental illness and child rape in here
Thanks for the heads up, I love those.

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #83 on: March 01, 2019, 07:36:21 PM »
That chimp he had was actually some mutated genitals that had escaped from somewhere.

Whatever became of Michael Buble?

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #84 on: March 01, 2019, 07:42:01 PM »
Tell ye what I'm no watching Animaniacs again after this scandal

Edit: I had to fix a typo I was so AGGRIEVED
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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #85 on: March 01, 2019, 09:08:00 PM »
*replaces white glove with a black one for a mournful wank at Alton Towers*

Oh lordy!

I know you can't conflate his "wacko" behaviour with accusations of child abuse.
But the aforementioned album titles, the Neverland ranch (and whole Peter Pan thing), "his whole Jesus routine" (as Jarvis Cocker said) it all feels a bit hiding-in-plain sight, a la Jimmy-cosying-up-to-dying-kids Savile, non?

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #86 on: March 01, 2019, 10:05:06 PM »
His brothers said they won't watch the documentary because he'd never do such things!

Well there you go.

Proof if proof be need be.

Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #87 on: March 01, 2019, 11:09:40 PM »
Well, the fact he had Neverland in the first place is a bit suspect.

Paedophile dressed like a school

Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #88 on: March 01, 2019, 11:13:00 PM »

When he did that jiggling his fingers thing I wonder if he ever did that with his hand down the back of a bairns keks.

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Re: Michael Jackson canceled (new documentary)
« Reply #89 on: March 01, 2019, 11:15:31 PM »
Drinking game for this docco then?

Two fingers if he used two fingers

I think I'm joking. It does sound, superbly, utterly, unequivocally sombre.

So liven it up a bit! Christ, sipping warm K cider, from the tin, every time one of the poor sods says Touched. The fuck do you do when watching this? Can't drop an E, obviously. Crisps are alright? What's a sombre snack that truly reflects the harrowing power of the documentary? I mean, you can't be there, watching it, all pale and grim, dunking Doritos into salsa that's fruity and spicy. Eating Hula Hoops off your little finger seems somehow wrong. Hope I don't get an itchy cock
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