Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117

[greenman]

Will they be specially adapted to sail on rivers of blood?

[Replies From View]

Magic money cunt

[Pseudopath]

Mr Johnson has been in talks with former International Development secretary Penny Mordaunt

I BET HE HAS, THE DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS.

I BET HE FUCKING HAS.

[Johnny Yesno]

Tories accidentally call for people with mental health problems to be 'neutered'

The original tweet read: "Great initiative by the Conservatives.

"Anyone with any mental health problems should be neutered and helped because #EveryMindMatters."

It was a typo, apparently. Still, you never know with this lot, do you?

Jobseekers told to call their depression 'low mood' on applications

Jobcentre Plus advisers have told people looking for work to "avoid words that sound worse than they are" and "avoid terms such as depression" when drafting CVs and filling in applications.

[idunnosomename]

Should build a big ship with a huge gun called the WOGSMASHER and go point it at foreigns so they give us a trade deal

This is Britain 2.0

[Darles Chickens]

Boris Johnson just said "visceral" about four times in PMQs and pronounced it "viskeral".  THE TWAT.

[Blumf]

Boris Johnson just said "visceral" about four times in PMQs and pronounced it "viskeral".  THE TWAT.

Best education money can buy.

[Replies From View]

Boris Johnson just said "visceral" about four times in PMQs and pronounced it "viskeral".  THE TWAT.

He's trying to evoke associations of that brave man-of-the-people underdog, making lives better with scant resources and against all odds:  POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN

[pancreas]

No, he's pronouncing it as if it were a Latin lesson at Eton. This is not better, but it is different.

[idunnosomename]

i'll teach him what viscera are. in the most visceral way

is this too subtle to be truly violent? anyway disclaimer: im not really going to eviscerate boris johnson. thanks

[poodlefaker]

I didn't realise Justin Trudeau was in the Bullingdon with Boris.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Ha!

[Replies From View]

No, he's pronouncing it as if it were a Latin lesson at Eton. This is not better, but it is different.

Well next time I see him he will appreciate me calling him a CUNSKT



(it is Latin, in the sense of a lesson of one at Eton)

[Fambo Number Mive]

Appalling that the PM is refusing to answer detailed questions from select committee chairs on behalf of the public, cancelling again at very short notice rather than face scrutiny

https://twitter.com/sarahwollaston/status/1187063196345163776

First question on this is astonishing

He's the PM - Madam - he'll go when he's good and ready. You and some of your colleagues have been breathtakingly subversive towards his plans, therefore he prioritizes his very valuable time. I am amazed you do not understand that!

[jobotic]

The Good Tory

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/24/ruth-davidson-under-fire-wholly-unethical-lobbying-job

Corrupt fuck. She's so good at PR that she's worth 50 grand for 24 days work? I mean the fact she is an MSP with influence is nothing to do with anything.

[phantom_power]

https://twitter.com/sarahwollaston/status/1187063196345163776

First question on this is astonishing

Toadying cunt. "He'll go when he's good and ready", as if the PM is above such things as doing what he says and keeping commitments, following the rule of law etc.

[Blumf]

It's all breaking down, their psyche is cracking...

Deer in the headlights:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-50175914

So very tired trying:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrlG6P4lD2Y

Hey, Tory party, you okay hun?

[Johnny Yesno]

TAAAAAAKIIIIIINNNNGGG BAAAACKKKK CONNNNNTRRRRRROOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!!

UK approves £4bn US takeover of defence company Cobham: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50874181

[Blumf]

New year, new... whatever the fuck this is:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-50975500

Assembly Member Nick Ramsay has been suspended from the Welsh Conservative group following a "police incident".

It is understood Mr Ramsay, 44, was arrested at his home on Wednesday night.

The party was informed on Thursday morning and Mr Ramsay was suspended from the Welsh assembly Conservative group.

'Police incident'? Anybody know?

[imitationleather]

I am guessing that whatever he's been arrested for must be pretty bad because in their current mood the Tories are surely going to be laughing off pretty much anything.

[jobotic]

Apparently he's a an obnoxious pisshead and he was arrested at home.

Surely Cummings can have a word, get him off.

[Blumf]

Yeah, looking at his history, he's a piss head, so mostly like a heavy drunk and disorderly/physical attack issue. But as you're all saying, surely the higher ups can just brush that kind of thing off.

[idunnosomename]

He punched a swan. Off to the Tower for treason im afraid

[Leo2112]

Rejecting amendment seeking continued UK membership of Erasmus - https://twitter.com/HouseofCommons/status/1214996118322532353

Rejecting pledge for child refugee protection - https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1214939939940524033

[jobotic]

The comments. These people won.

[Inspector Norse]

The comments. These people won.

Fascinating to note what a small percentage of the "WE WON GET OVER IT #BORISISGOD" commenters have profile pictures that actually show their own faces.

[Pseudopath]

Fascinating to note what a small percentage of the "WE WON GET OVER IT #BORISISGOD" commenters have profile pictures that actually show their own faces.

I'm surprised that bots don't just use https://thispersondoesnotexist.com to generate random profile pictures.

[idunnosomename]

I'm surprised that bots don't just use https://thispersondoesnotexist.com to generate random profile pictures.

thats todays wank sorted

[Pseudopath]

thats todays wank sorted

Careful now. That page generates a different face every time it's visited, so everyone else might think you're talking about a 6-year old child or a septuagenarian man wearing sunglasses.

[idunnosomename]

Oh. Well. Of course it didn't show precisely one of those things