Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117

[biggytitbo]

[NoSleep]

Current wiki photo:

[Zetetic]

I suspect that's his official Parliamentary portrait. (They usually are on WIkipedia, and the background is the usual one.)

Edit: Actually it looks like it was, taken in 2017. It's since been removed. (Compare Rory and Iain.)

[idunnosomename]

You'd think his mum would have put his tie on properly if it was photos day

[Phil_A]

Like some grotesque Brundlefly hybrid of Richard Hammond and Willem Dafoe.

[Replies From View]

Sorry I should have said Willem Dafoe and everyone would have known who I'd meant.

Weirdly though they've replaced him with Willem Defoe.



Slightly random choice but they are running out of options I suppose.

[biggytitbo]

Gossip from the house of commons shower room suggests he has a painted on anus.

[idunnosomename]

Dominic Raab looks like an alien bug in a person suit always trying his hardest but not quite pulling it off yet. keep on truckin' Raaby.

[Replies From View]

Gossip from the house of commons shower room suggests he has a painted on anus.

Can't be a T-800 model Terminator then.

I've heard Willem Dafoe has a painted on anus though (it's mentioned briefly on the making-of documentary for Sam Raimi's first Spider-Man film).

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Wasn't the greasy underling in House of Cards called Tim Stamper? That's the kind of cunt Stewart looks like, a sinister backroom underling that looks as if he's about to sweat maggots.

[Phil_A]

The grotesque hypocrisy of this Billy Bunter cunt is just absolutely limitless. This genuinely makes me seethe.

The former Foreign Secretary took aim Mr Corbyn who "wants to live in an expensive house in Islington – but he wants other people to live in property owned by the state". Mr Johnson attacked the Labour party for losing whole councils in traditional Labour heartlands during the local elections. He said the losses show the "British public do not think Jeremy Corbyn represents the future".

LOOK AT HOW THIS FAT FUCK LIVES. LOOK AT IT.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-clinging-rent-free-12949436

Fucking useless vainglorious cretinous sack of shit.

[Johnny Yesno]

The grotesque hypocrisy of this Billy Bunter cunt is just absolutely limitless. This genuinely makes me seethe.

LOOK AT HOW THIS FAT FUCK LIVES. LOOK AT IT.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-clinging-rent-free-12949436

Fucking useless vainglorious cretinous sack of shit.

And from a linked story: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-breaks-ministerial-code-12937618

Boris Johnson has broken the ministerial code by taking a new job within three months of leaving office.

The bumbling blonde Brexiteer returned to his role as a columnist for the Daily Telegraph just days after quitting as Foreign Secretary last week.

But he failed to ask watchdog Acoba before accepting the new job.

He gave up his £275,000-a-year column when he was given the role of Foreign Secretary in July 2016.

The code of conduct requires ministers to apply to the Advisory Committee on Business Appointments (Acoba) before accepting a new job.

I wish the Mirror hadn't added to the lolboris myth with that 'bumbling blonde Brexiteer' description, though. He doesn't bumble. He's a conniving cunt.

[idunnosomename]

Don't forget Johnson also tweeted he voted in the council elections last week when there aren't any in London then deleted it

[BlodwynPig]

Can we expect some serious repercussions?

[Buelligan]

No.

[Replies From View]

How about some bumbling repercussions?

[Johnny Yesno]

bumbling

a painted on anus

[finnquark]

Don't forget Johnson also tweeted he voted in the council elections last week when there aren't any in London then deleted it

I thought he voted in the elections in South Oxfordshire, where one of his homes is.

[Replies From View]

A painted-on anus only counts as bumbling when the paint is gold colour.

[Blumf]

I thought he voted in the elections in South Oxfordshire, where one of his homes is.

What are the rules when you have several houses? Do you get to vote in all areas?

[DrGreggles]

What are the rules when you have several houses? Do you get to vote in all areas?

His registered electoral address has to be in his parliamentary constituency.

[idunnosomename]

Remember when Johnson spoke up for the people of Uxbridge that he would "lay down in front of the bulldozers" to stop a third runway at Heathrow

Now that's gaining traction as a main evil capitalist policy of his party he's gone quiet on what will literally destroy countryside habitats and established villages for a load of tarmac for cunts like him to go off on business trips to make more money from selling each other bombs or whatever

[Paul Calf]

A painted-on anus only counts as bumbling when the paint is gold colour.

*polite applause*

[Hey, Punk!]

Current wiki photo:

Ready for his first day at the big school.

[imitationleather]

When politicians are that poorly turned-out I can't help but suspect it's a calculated attempt to seem charmingly eccentric.

[Howj Begg]

Good to see Robin Gibb back from the dead.

[NoSleep]

More like an unholy splicing of Keith Richards and Gyles Brandreth.

[BlodwynPig]

When politicians are that poorly turned-out I can't help but suspect it's a calculated attempt to seem charmingly eccentric.

Precis

[kalowski]

Current wiki photo:

[Buelligan]

Remember when Johnson spoke up for the people of Uxbridge that he would "lay down in front of the bulldozers" to stop a third runway at Heathrow

Now that's gaining traction as a main evil capitalist policy of his party he's gone quiet on what will literally destroy countryside habitats and established villages for a load of tarmac for cunts like him to go off on business trips to make more money from selling each other bombs or whatever

Bombling, then.  I think that's normally red and white concentric rings.