Author Topic: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117  (Read 38048 times)

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #60 on: March 13, 2019, 01:17:55 PM »
Why would Boris Johnson think that investigating historical cases of child abuse is a waste of money, hmmmm? Any ideas?

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #61 on: March 13, 2019, 01:21:46 PM »
Why would Boris Johnson think that investigating historical cases of child abuse is a waste of money, hmmmm? Any ideas?

Oh please let this happen.

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #62 on: March 13, 2019, 02:20:13 PM »
Going for the Glitterfans vote

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #63 on: March 13, 2019, 04:28:42 PM »
796 homeless deaths in 18 months.

https://www.bigissue.com/latest/the-final-dying-homeless-count-shows-796-people-died-in-18-months/

Let's raise a glass of piss to the Conservative Party.

Killing people faster than ever before.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #64 on: March 16, 2019, 06:58:19 PM »
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/13/woman-depression-told-can-manage-homeless-council-8899570/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.twitter

A young woman with mental health problems has been told she should be able to ‘manage being homeless’ by a council official. The extraordinary comments were made in a letter informing the unnamed woman that she did not qualify for ‘priority need’ status on a council housing waiting list. She received the letter after being told she was losing her emergency B&B accommodation.

What a fucking state the Tories have made of the country.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2019, 07:46:51 AM »
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/13/woman-depression-told-can-manage-homeless-council-8899570/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.twitter

A young woman with mental health problems has been told she should be able to ‘manage being homeless’ by a council official. The extraordinary comments were made in a letter informing the unnamed woman that she did not qualify for ‘priority need’ status on a council housing waiting list. She received the letter after being told she was losing her emergency B&B accommodation.

What a fucking state the Tories have made of the country.

Holy shit, that is chilling:



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...you would be able to cope with homelessness as well as an ordinary person. Anyone who is homeless or faces being homeless will inevitably suffer harm by undergoing that experience.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #66 on: March 17, 2019, 03:04:04 PM »
Please sign this so there can be an investigation into DWP deaths. https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/243337

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #67 on: March 17, 2019, 03:07:04 PM »
Signed - for others, remember to follow up the signature via email or it won't count

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2019, 05:10:45 PM »
Haven't got the confirm email yet, been an hour.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #69 on: March 17, 2019, 05:53:17 PM »
soz if it's too obvious but have you checked spam? Mine went there.

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #70 on: March 17, 2019, 06:03:56 PM »
Anne-Marie Trevelyan has taken some time off from asking toadying questions about Labour anti-semitism in PMQs to inform her constituents that the nearest decent hospital is 50 miles away by bus.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/berwick-hospital-anne-marie-trevelyan-15939335

Not even in the top 100 worst things Tories have done this week but worth mentioning as its these type of local issues that can eventually add up and eventually see them voted out. But Brexit.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2019, 06:35:17 PM by hummingofevil »

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #71 on: March 17, 2019, 06:08:05 PM »
Fuckin' hell that letter mind...

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #72 on: March 17, 2019, 06:38:05 PM »
Sorry, the harm you will suffer will only be ordinary, therefore we will not help you on this occasion.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #73 on: March 17, 2019, 06:51:34 PM »
There are so many homeless people now that you will surely fit in just fine.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #74 on: March 18, 2019, 12:21:23 AM »
DrillMinister: 'Theresa May is a WASTEMAN!', Slams UK Govt. on Brexit & Austerity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btr8mpGpLPE

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #75 on: March 19, 2019, 08:34:31 AM »
Universal Credit: MPs Launch Inquiry Into Claimants Turning To Prostitution

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/universal-credit-inquiry-launched-into-claimants-turning-to-prostitution_uk_5c8fbefee4b071a25a851220?utm_hp_ref=uk-homepage

"... The Work and Pensions Committee is calling for evidence from charities and support organisations about the issue following reports that increasing numbers of people—overwhelmingly women—have resorted to “survival sex” as a direct result of welfare policy changes, including the roll-out of Universal Credit..."

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #76 on: March 19, 2019, 08:50:01 AM »
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/13/woman-depression-told-can-manage-homeless-council-8899570/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.twitter

A young woman with mental health problems has been told she should be able to ‘manage being homeless’ by a council official. The extraordinary comments were made in a letter informing the unnamed woman that she did not qualify for ‘priority need’ status on a council housing waiting list. She received the letter after being told she was losing her emergency B&B accommodation.

What a fucking state the Tories have made of the country.

and yet if you burn down all of a Tory's homes they start whining like there's some sort of extraordinary problem they can't handle...

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #77 on: March 19, 2019, 10:27:06 AM »
If you paint "TORY SCUM OUT" on their perimeter wall then they go on TalkRadio to say how deeply upset Thabitha and Jemima were to the point where they couldn't go to gymkhana or viola practice for the next week

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #79 on: March 20, 2019, 08:00:04 AM »
Please sign this so there can be an investigation into DWP deaths. https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/243337

Signed emphatically

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #80 on: March 20, 2019, 09:34:46 AM »
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-islamophobia-members-suspended-racist-conservatives-a8830071.html

Conservatives suspend 25 more members for posting Islamophobic or racist comments on Facebook

"... The members, who were found to have been posting on a pro-Jacob Rees-Mogg Facebook group, have been suspended by the party pending an investigation. One comment mentioned entering a mosque with a rifle “I was going through a few magazines the other day down at the local Mosque. I was really enjoying myself. Then the rifle jammed,” one comment said... "


Meanwhile....

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tory-chairman-brandon-lewis-accused-of-misleading-public-over-islamophobia-complaints_uk_5c8f6e37e4b0db7da9f57f63?utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

"... Tory chairman Brandon Lewis has been asked if he misled the public over the extent of Islamophobia in the party’s rank and file. Hope Not Hate’s chief executive Nick Lowles has written to the party boss asking him to explain a statement he made in 2018, saying of Islamophobia complaints there were “none outstanding”...

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #81 on: March 23, 2019, 08:20:21 AM »
DWP document refers to benefit claimant as 'lying bitch'

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In this lying bitches [sic] case she is receiving the mid-rate carers [sic] allowance component for providing day time supervision to another disabled person. The tribunal may wish to explore this further


Looks pretty familiar to me (it's on the second page of the scan if ye want to go looking)

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/22/dwp-document-refers-to-benefit-claimant-as-lying-bitch

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #82 on: March 23, 2019, 09:05:32 PM »
Nice to see ex Dollar front man and human turd David van Day elected Tory councillor for Thurrock Essex.
This country is fucked,absolutely fucked.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #83 on: March 23, 2019, 09:22:52 PM »
Cabinet coup to get rid of May?

https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1109564229542166528

It's Shipman though, he is mainly wrong about everything.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #84 on: March 23, 2019, 09:27:15 PM »
Shippers is a good ol' boy, reminds me of the guy who wrote a load of History A Level textbooks by copying and pasting wikipedia articles.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #85 on: March 23, 2019, 10:23:53 PM »
On the news they just said May has been told she can stay on as PM if she resigns as party leader.

My word. Please, please, please do this. PMQs would be amazing.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #86 on: March 23, 2019, 10:27:36 PM »
On the news they just said May has been told she can stay on as PM if she resigns as party leader.

My word. Please, please, please do this. PMQs would be amazing.

Except it would probably give some labour backbenchers ideas.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #87 on: March 23, 2019, 10:30:10 PM »
Except it would probably give some labour backbenchers ideas.

They can pick up those ideas and walk straight into a speeding bus.

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #88 on: March 23, 2019, 10:51:33 PM »
On the news they just said May has been told she can stay on as PM if she resigns as party leader.

My word. Please, please, please do this. PMQs would be amazing.

A Prime Minister not belonging to a party?? How the bloody hell would that work? Where would she sit in Parliament, in the centre aisle?

Surely they're just saying that to get her to step down. Sweetening the pill. "Yes of course you can still be Prime Minister, of course. We just need you to agree to a little resignation first."

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #89 on: March 23, 2019, 10:51:42 PM »
Sounds pretty convincing. 11 cabinet members saying off the record she must resign and ultimatum by Monday. Livington or Gove to be caretaker to get WA through then leadership election in the Autumn.

How the fuck do people keep voting for these utter cunts?