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Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117

Started by Absorb the anus burn, March 02, 2019, 11:16:30 AM

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king_tubby

Why would Boris Johnson think that investigating historical cases of child abuse is a waste of money, hmmmm? Any ideas?

SteveDave

Quote from: king_tubby on March 13, 2019, 01:17:55 PM
Why would Boris Johnson think that investigating historical cases of child abuse is a waste of money, hmmmm? Any ideas?

Oh please let this happen.


Absorb the anus burn

796 homeless deaths in 18 months.

https://www.bigissue.com/latest/the-final-dying-homeless-count-shows-796-people-died-in-18-months/

Let's raise a glass of piss to the Conservative Party.

Killing people faster than ever before.

Absorb the anus burn

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/13/woman-depression-told-can-manage-homeless-council-8899570/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.twitter

A young woman with mental health problems has been told she should be able to 'manage being homeless' by a council official. The extraordinary comments were made in a letter informing the unnamed woman that she did not qualify for 'priority need' status on a council housing waiting list. She received the letter after being told she was losing her emergency B&B accommodation.

What a fucking state the Tories have made of the country.

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Absorb the anus burn on March 16, 2019, 06:58:19 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/13/woman-depression-told-can-manage-homeless-council-8899570/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.twitter

A young woman with mental health problems has been told she should be able to 'manage being homeless' by a council official. The extraordinary comments were made in a letter informing the unnamed woman that she did not qualify for 'priority need' status on a council housing waiting list. She received the letter after being told she was losing her emergency B&B accommodation.

What a fucking state the Tories have made of the country.

Holy shit, that is chilling:



Quote...you would be able to cope with homelessness as well as an ordinary person. Anyone who is homeless or faces being homeless will inevitably suffer harm by undergoing that experience.

chocolate teapot


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Signed - for others, remember to follow up the signature via email or it won't count

Blumf

Haven't got the confirm email yet, been an hour.

chocolate teapot

soz if it's too obvious but have you checked spam? Mine went there.

hummingofevil

#70
Anne-Marie Trevelyan has taken some time off from asking toadying questions about Labour anti-semitism in PMQs to inform her constituents that the nearest decent hospital is 50 miles away by bus.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/berwick-hospital-anne-marie-trevelyan-15939335

Not even in the top 100 worst things Tories have done this week but worth mentioning as its these type of local issues that can eventually add up and eventually see them voted out. But Brexit.


Johnny Yesno

Sorry, the harm you will suffer will only be ordinary, therefore we will not help you on this occasion.

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There are so many homeless people now that you will surely fit in just fine.

Johnny Yesno

DrillMinister: 'Theresa May is a WASTEMAN!', Slams UK Govt. on Brexit & Austerity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btr8mpGpLPE

Absorb the anus burn

Universal Credit: MPs Launch Inquiry Into Claimants Turning To Prostitution

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/universal-credit-inquiry-launched-into-claimants-turning-to-prostitution_uk_5c8fbefee4b071a25a851220?utm_hp_ref=uk-homepage

"... The Work and Pensions Committee is calling for evidence from charities and support organisations about the issue following reports that increasing numbers of people—overwhelmingly women—have resorted to "survival sex" as a direct result of welfare policy changes, including the roll-out of Universal Credit..."

petril

Quote from: Absorb the anus burn on March 16, 2019, 06:58:19 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/13/woman-depression-told-can-manage-homeless-council-8899570/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.twitter

A young woman with mental health problems has been told she should be able to 'manage being homeless' by a council official. The extraordinary comments were made in a letter informing the unnamed woman that she did not qualify for 'priority need' status on a council housing waiting list. She received the letter after being told she was losing her emergency B&B accommodation.

What a fucking state the Tories have made of the country.

and yet if you burn down all of a Tory's homes they start whining like there's some sort of extraordinary problem they can't handle...

idunnosomename

If you paint "TORY SCUM OUT" on their perimeter wall then they go on TalkRadio to say how deeply upset Thabitha and Jemima were to the point where they couldn't go to gymkhana or viola practice for the next week



Absorb the anus burn

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-islamophobia-members-suspended-racist-conservatives-a8830071.html

Conservatives suspend 25 more members for posting Islamophobic or racist comments on Facebook

"... The members, who were found to have been posting on a pro-Jacob Rees-Mogg Facebook group, have been suspended by the party pending an investigation. One comment mentioned entering a mosque with a rifle "I was going through a few magazines the other day down at the local Mosque. I was really enjoying myself. Then the rifle jammed," one comment said... "


Meanwhile....

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tory-chairman-brandon-lewis-accused-of-misleading-public-over-islamophobia-complaints_uk_5c8f6e37e4b0db7da9f57f63?utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

"... Tory chairman Brandon Lewis has been asked if he misled the public over the extent of Islamophobia in the party's rank and file. Hope Not Hate's chief executive Nick Lowles has written to the party boss asking him to explain a statement he made in 2018, saying of Islamophobia complaints there were "none outstanding"...

ToneLa

DWP document refers to benefit claimant as 'lying bitch'

QuoteIn this lying bitches [sic] case she is receiving the mid-rate carers [sic] allowance component for providing day time supervision to another disabled person. The tribunal may wish to explore this further

Looks pretty familiar to me (it's on the second page of the scan if ye want to go looking)

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/22/dwp-document-refers-to-benefit-claimant-as-lying-bitch

royce coolidge

Nice to see ex Dollar front man and human turd David van Day elected Tory councillor for Thurrock Essex.
This country is fucked,absolutely fucked.

king_tubby

Cabinet coup to get rid of May?

https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1109564229542166528

It's Shipman though, he is mainly wrong about everything.

finnquark

Shippers is a good ol' boy, reminds me of the guy who wrote a load of History A Level textbooks by copying and pasting wikipedia articles.

imitationleather

On the news they just said May has been told she can stay on as PM if she resigns as party leader.

My word. Please, please, please do this. PMQs would be amazing.

greencalx

Quote from: imitationleather on March 23, 2019, 10:23:53 PM
On the news they just said May has been told she can stay on as PM if she resigns as party leader.

My word. Please, please, please do this. PMQs would be amazing.

Except it would probably give some labour backbenchers ideas.

imitationleather

Quote from: greencalx on March 23, 2019, 10:27:36 PM
Except it would probably give some labour backbenchers ideas.

They can pick up those ideas and walk straight into a speeding bus.

Phil_A

Quote from: imitationleather on March 23, 2019, 10:23:53 PM
On the news they just said May has been told she can stay on as PM if she resigns as party leader.

My word. Please, please, please do this. PMQs would be amazing.

A Prime Minister not belonging to a party?? How the bloody hell would that work? Where would she sit in Parliament, in the centre aisle?

Surely they're just saying that to get her to step down. Sweetening the pill. "Yes of course you can still be Prime Minister, of course. We just need you to agree to a little resignation first."

hummingofevil

Sounds pretty convincing. 11 cabinet members saying off the record she must resign and ultimatum by Monday. Livington or Gove to be caretaker to get WA through then leadership election in the Autumn.

How the fuck do people keep voting for these utter cunts?