Author Topic: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117  (Read 59395 times)

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1020 on: October 09, 2019, 06:26:47 PM »
Will they be specially adapted to sail on rivers of blood?

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1021 on: October 09, 2019, 06:29:13 PM »
Magic money cunt

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1022 on: October 09, 2019, 08:16:54 PM »
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Mr Johnson has been in talks with former International Development secretary Penny Mordaunt

I BET HE HAS, THE DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS.

I BET HE FUCKING HAS.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1023 on: October 10, 2019, 04:41:50 AM »
Tories accidentally call for people with mental health problems to be 'neutered'

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The original tweet read: “Great initiative by the Conservatives.

“Anyone with any mental health problems should be neutered and helped because #EveryMindMatters.”

It was a typo, apparently. Still, you never know with this lot, do you?

Jobseekers told to call their depression 'low mood' on applications

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Jobcentre Plus advisers have told people looking for work to “avoid words that sound worse than they are” and “avoid terms such as depression” when drafting CVs and filling in applications.

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1024 on: October 10, 2019, 10:20:38 AM »
Should build a big ship with a huge gun called the WOGSMASHER and go point it at foreigns so they give us a trade deal

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