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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1020 on: October 09, 2019, 06:26:47 PM »
Will they be specially adapted to sail on rivers of blood?

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1021 on: October 09, 2019, 06:29:13 PM »
Magic money cunt

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1022 on: October 09, 2019, 08:16:54 PM »
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Mr Johnson has been in talks with former International Development secretary Penny Mordaunt

I BET HE HAS, THE DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS.

I BET HE FUCKING HAS.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1023 on: October 10, 2019, 04:41:50 AM »
Tories accidentally call for people with mental health problems to be 'neutered'

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The original tweet read: “Great initiative by the Conservatives.

“Anyone with any mental health problems should be neutered and helped because #EveryMindMatters.”

It was a typo, apparently. Still, you never know with this lot, do you?

Jobseekers told to call their depression 'low mood' on applications

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Jobcentre Plus advisers have told people looking for work to “avoid words that sound worse than they are” and “avoid terms such as depression” when drafting CVs and filling in applications.

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1024 on: October 10, 2019, 10:20:38 AM »
Should build a big ship with a huge gun called the WOGSMASHER and go point it at foreigns so they give us a trade deal

This is Britain 2.0

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1025 on: October 23, 2019, 12:31:13 PM »
Boris Johnson just said "visceral" about four times in PMQs and pronounced it "viskeral".  THE TWAT.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1026 on: October 23, 2019, 12:48:12 PM »
Boris Johnson just said "visceral" about four times in PMQs and pronounced it "viskeral".  THE TWAT.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1027 on: October 23, 2019, 12:49:45 PM »
Boris Johnson just said "visceral" about four times in PMQs and pronounced it "viskeral".  THE TWAT.

He’s trying to evoke associations of that brave man-of-the-people underdog, making lives better with scant resources and against all odds:  POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1028 on: October 23, 2019, 12:50:48 PM »
No, he's pronouncing it as if it were a Latin lesson at Eton. This is not better, but it is different.

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1029 on: October 23, 2019, 12:51:05 PM »
i'll teach him what viscera are. in the most visceral way

is this too subtle to be truly violent? anyway disclaimer: im not really going to eviscerate boris johnson. thanks

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1030 on: October 23, 2019, 01:03:22 PM »


I didn't realise Justin Trudeau was in the Bullingdon with Boris.

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« Reply #1031 on: October 23, 2019, 01:08:06 PM »
Ha!

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1032 on: October 23, 2019, 01:08:45 PM »
No, he's pronouncing it as if it were a Latin lesson at Eton. This is not better, but it is different.

Well next time I see him he will appreciate me calling him a CUNSKT



(it is Latin, in the sense of a lesson of one at Eton)

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1033 on: October 24, 2019, 08:47:52 AM »
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Appalling that the PM is refusing to answer detailed questions from select committee chairs on behalf of the public, cancelling again at very short notice rather than face scrutiny

https://twitter.com/sarahwollaston/status/1187063196345163776

First question on this is astonishing

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He's the PM - Madam - he'll go when he's good and ready. You and some of your colleagues have been breathtakingly subversive towards his plans, therefore he prioritizes his very valuable time. I am amazed you do not understand that!

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1034 on: October 24, 2019, 12:51:18 PM »
The Good Tory

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/24/ruth-davidson-under-fire-wholly-unethical-lobbying-job

Corrupt fuck. She's so good at PR that she's worth 50 grand for 24 days work? I mean the fact she is an MSP with influence is nothing to do with anything.

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1035 on: October 24, 2019, 02:21:36 PM »
https://twitter.com/sarahwollaston/status/1187063196345163776

First question on this is astonishing


Toadying cunt. "He'll go when he's good and ready", as if the PM is above such things as doing what he says and keeping commitments, following the rule of law etc.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1036 on: October 25, 2019, 11:40:39 AM »
It's all breaking down, their psyche is cracking...

Deer in the headlights:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-50175914

So very tired trying:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrlG6P4lD2Y

Hey, Tory party, you okay hun?

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1037 on: December 21, 2019, 10:45:02 AM »
TAAAAAAKIIIIIINNNNGGG BAAAACKKKK CONNNNNTRRRRRROOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!!

UK approves £4bn US takeover of defence company Cobham: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50874181

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1038 on: January 02, 2020, 04:15:04 PM »
New year, new... whatever the fuck this is:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-50975500
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Assembly Member Nick Ramsay has been suspended from the Welsh Conservative group following a "police incident".

It is understood Mr Ramsay, 44, was arrested at his home on Wednesday night.

The party was informed on Thursday morning and Mr Ramsay was suspended from the Welsh assembly Conservative group.

'Police incident'? Anybody know?

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1039 on: January 02, 2020, 04:21:45 PM »
I am guessing that whatever he's been arrested for must be pretty bad because in their current mood the Tories are surely going to be laughing off pretty much anything.

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1040 on: January 02, 2020, 04:23:28 PM »
Apparently he's a an obnoxious pisshead and he was arrested at home.

Surely Cummings can have a word, get him off.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1041 on: January 02, 2020, 04:34:24 PM »
Yeah, looking at his history, he's a piss head, so mostly like a heavy drunk and disorderly/physical attack issue. But as you're all saying, surely the higher ups can just brush that kind of thing off.

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1042 on: January 02, 2020, 04:44:56 PM »
He punched a swan. Off to the Tower for treason im afraid

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1043 on: January 09, 2020, 01:13:38 AM »
Rejecting amendment seeking continued UK membership of Erasmus - https://twitter.com/HouseofCommons/status/1214996118322532353

Rejecting pledge for child refugee protection - https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1214939939940524033

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1044 on: January 09, 2020, 07:53:40 AM »
The comments. These people won.

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Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1045 on: January 09, 2020, 08:51:44 AM »
The comments. These people won.

Fascinating to note what a small percentage of the "WE WON GET OVER IT #BORISISGOD" commenters have profile pictures that actually show their own faces.

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1046 on: January 09, 2020, 10:44:07 AM »
Fascinating to note what a small percentage of the "WE WON GET OVER IT #BORISISGOD" commenters have profile pictures that actually show their own faces.

I'm surprised that bots don't just use https://thispersondoesnotexist.com to generate random profile pictures.

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1047 on: January 09, 2020, 12:30:33 PM »
I'm surprised that bots don't just use https://thispersondoesnotexist.com to generate random profile pictures.
thats todays wank sorted

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1048 on: January 09, 2020, 01:31:45 PM »
thats todays wank sorted

Careful now. That page generates a different face every time it's visited, so everyone else might think you're talking about a 6-year old child or a septuagenarian man wearing sunglasses.

Re: Tory Party Watch: parts 8245–8249 & 117
« Reply #1049 on: January 09, 2020, 01:33:06 PM »
Oh. Well. Of course it didn't show precisely one of those things

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