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Juggy finally discovered...

Started by Glebe, March 02, 2019, 05:44:55 PM

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...down a hole just outside Wigan. Police have cordoned off the area, and have called in some of the top frot-golem experts to deal with the situation. In the meantime, it's over to Professor Brian Cox to explain the science of it all in simple layperson's terms:

"This is really a significant find," he explains in a quite, gentle manner, "because it may help us explain the shy nature of this creature. Now, I wouldn't expect anyone to want to approach a frot-golem... I'm not too keen on it myself, as you can see, there's a bit of distance between m'self and the cordoned-off area... but we shouldn't just immediately expect Juggy to be hostile... in fact, he may even be vegetarian, look at this, there's foliage and such around... but in any case, this is a fascinating discovery," he finishes, smiling and looking thoughtfully over at the hole.