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If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« on: March 03, 2019, 09:16:36 AM »
New rule:  if you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange.

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2019, 09:23:39 AM »
not a fan of oranges in that form, but I will & do eat entire apples, & if one is cut up for the kids, they watch me eat the core. you're supposed to eat the pips. that's how trees propagate themselves.

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2019, 09:30:02 AM »
Warning: apple pips contain cyanide. Probably OK if you don't chew them at all, but don't make smoothies out of whole non-seedless apples (or pears).

Orange pips are OK, though. As is the peel (likewise bananas).

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2019, 10:25:08 AM »
how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your pips?!?!

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2019, 06:35:37 PM »
BORING

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2019, 06:40:04 PM »
How do you know where to bore?

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2019, 06:43:46 PM »
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If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange

That's a terrible thing to say.

Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2019, 07:05:36 PM »
"If you can't handle me at my pips, you don't deserve me at my zest."

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2019, 10:52:02 AM »
That's a terrible thing to say.

Sometimes you just have to be told the truth.

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2019, 02:35:33 PM »
Just don't take the pith.

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2019, 04:43:01 PM »
Never eaten an orange in my life mate

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2019, 07:30:06 PM »
Never eaten an orange in my life mate

Because you didn't finish the pips off?

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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2019, 07:34:31 PM »
New rule:  if you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange.

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And you have to eat the skin and the stalk and the leaves of the orange or it means you are a cunt.

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2019, 10:03:31 PM »

I ate all of Florida1


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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2019, 10:46:38 PM »
if you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange

or you did like Gladys Knight

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2019, 01:55:55 AM »
What about apples? I don't eat the pips in them either.

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2019, 12:43:39 PM »
What about apples? I don't eat the pips in them either.

Start a new thread for that, mate.

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2019, 02:53:56 PM »
Because you didn't finish the pips off?

Never had a segment pal. Never peeled an orange then eaten any amount of it.

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2019, 06:38:30 PM »
Never had a segment pal. Never peeled an orange then eaten any amount of it.

You ate it before peeling it?

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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2019, 07:52:42 PM »
Start a new thread for that, mate.

What are you, the 'Pip Administrator' now?



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Re: If you don't eat the pips then you didn't like the orange
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2019, 07:59:08 PM »
They're the only fruit in the thread about oranges and their pips, thank you.

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« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2019, 12:21:29 AM »