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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2019, 08:29:11 AM »
Well that's this week off to a fucking rollicking start

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2019, 08:33:20 AM »
We are doomed but we'll go with a giggle.

biggytitbo

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2019, 08:35:05 AM »
Every one of them made me laugh but then I'm horrible.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2019, 08:46:43 AM »
They're great. I'm gonna give cold spaghetti a go with my nephew.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2019, 08:48:06 AM »
Imagine your child was just being born and chuckin' cheese slices on it as it emerges.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2019, 08:49:19 AM »
This is so fucking funny I can't believe it!!! Off to throw a jar of marmalade at my son now.

biggytitbo

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2019, 08:50:27 AM »
Could someone throw a pickled onion at a toddler please and put it on Instagram?

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2019, 08:51:57 AM »
This is so fucking funny I can't believe it!!! Off to throw a jar of marmalade at my son now.

Just done this now!!! Lolzing all the way to A&E!!!!

ToneLa

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2019, 08:57:38 AM »
Could someone throw a pickled onion at a toddler please and put it on Instagram?

Fuckin hell mate what kind of monster do you think I am? Instagram is awful, I'm a Snapchat kind of dude

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2019, 09:18:44 AM »
As I child I blew my nose on a slice of ham and ate it. They are hardy pragmatists and above dignity, I would bet on them every time.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2019, 09:25:24 AM »
I threw a wheel of brie at my nephew and gave him severe head trauma

So much for the tolerant left!!!

biggytitbo

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2019, 09:34:01 AM »
I threw a wheel of brie at my nephew and gave him severe head trauma

So much for the tolerant left!!!


How much was the brie?

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2019, 09:34:33 AM »
I say: Fuck em up!

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2019, 09:36:02 AM »
Just threw a piece of toast at my son's head - unfortunately I'd forgotten to take it out of the toaster!!!

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2019, 09:47:18 AM »
Just threw a piece of toast at my son's head - unfortunately I'd forgotten to take it out of the toaster!!!

I just threw a piece of cheese at my daugher's smiling face - unfortunately I'd forgotten to actually milk the cow initially!!

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2019, 09:50:30 AM »
Just beat the shit out of my baby!

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2019, 09:55:47 AM »
unfortunately I'd forgotten to actually milk the cow initially!!

No way to talk about your daughter!

Your wife, maybe.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2019, 09:56:48 AM »
I would throw a cheese slice on my toddler but he would throw a punch back at my balls.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2019, 10:04:29 AM »
Just thrown my son off the roof of a stranger's Renault.

biggytitbo

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2019, 10:30:26 AM »
Just thrown my son off the roof of a stranger's Renault.


Full circle back to the Michael Jackson thread.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2019, 10:33:54 AM »
In Terror of the Autons it was shown that cheese slices can suffocate quite rigorously when thrown onto a face from a daffodil’s beak.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2019, 10:51:41 AM »
At least we know we'll raise a generation of vegans due to the cheese-based trauma.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2019, 10:55:24 AM »
At least we know we'll raise a generation of vegans due to the cheese-based trauma.

Not so.  If you have any dairy in your system you cannot be a vegan, and when you have cheese slices thrown at you as a baby it is like Obelix falling in the magic potion.  You have non-veganocity for life, mate.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2019, 10:57:16 AM »
These people are actually owning libs

FUCKING UP MY FAGGOT VEGAN BABY BOY WITH A HOYED COW SQUARE

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2019, 11:01:15 AM »
To get those squares in the first place they reach into the cow through one of those holes.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2019, 11:02:45 AM »
Surely cheese slices aren't made of cheese though? Its a kind of clammy perspex isnt it?

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2019, 11:12:14 AM »
Saving the environment by cunting a Violife into a baby's eye

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2019, 11:13:51 AM »
Tapping tempeh on a toddler's tooth.