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Throwing a cheese slice on a baby

Started by biggytitbo, March 04, 2019, 08:28:04 AM

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ToneLa

Well that's this week off to a fucking rollicking start

steve98

We are doomed but we'll go with a giggle.

biggytitbo

Every one of them made me laugh but then I'm horrible.

steve98

They're great. I'm gonna give cold spaghetti a go with my nephew.

steve98

Imagine your child was just being born and chuckin' cheese slices on it as it emerges.

Neville Chamberlain

This is so fucking funny I can't believe it!!! Off to throw a jar of marmalade at my son now.

biggytitbo

Could someone throw a pickled onion at a toddler please and put it on Instagram?

Neville Chamberlain

Quote from: Neville Chamberlain on March 04, 2019, 08:49:19 AM
This is so fucking funny I can't believe it!!! Off to throw a jar of marmalade at my son now.

Just done this now!!! Lolzing all the way to A&E!!!!

ToneLa

Quote from: biggytitbo on March 04, 2019, 08:50:27 AM
Could someone throw a pickled onion at a toddler please and put it on Instagram?

Fuckin hell mate what kind of monster do you think I am? Instagram is awful, I'm a Snapchat kind of dude

Pijlstaart

As I child I blew my nose on a slice of ham and ate it. They are hardy pragmatists and above dignity, I would bet on them every time.

idunnosomename

I threw a wheel of brie at my nephew and gave him severe head trauma

So much for the tolerant left!!!

biggytitbo

Quote from: idunnosomename on March 04, 2019, 09:25:24 AM
I threw a wheel of brie at my nephew and gave him severe head trauma

So much for the tolerant left!!!


How much was the brie?


Neville Chamberlain

Just threw a piece of toast at my son's head - unfortunately I'd forgotten to take it out of the toaster!!!


ToneLa

Quote from: Neville Chamberlain on March 04, 2019, 09:36:02 AM
Just threw a piece of toast at my son's head - unfortunately I'd forgotten to take it out of the toaster!!!

I just threw a piece of cheese at my daugher's smiling face - unfortunately I'd forgotten to actually milk the cow initially!!

machotrouts


Blumf

Quote from: ToneLa on March 04, 2019, 09:47:18 AM
unfortunately I'd forgotten to actually milk the cow initially!!

No way to talk about your daughter!

Your wife, maybe.

Beagle 2

I would throw a cheese slice on my toddler but he would throw a punch back at my balls.

Neville Chamberlain

Just thrown my son off the roof of a stranger's Renault.

biggytitbo

Quote from: Neville Chamberlain on March 04, 2019, 10:04:29 AM
Just thrown my son off the roof of a stranger's Renault.


Full circle back to the Michael Jackson thread.

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In Terror of the Autons it was shown that cheese slices can suffocate quite rigorously when thrown onto a face from a daffodil's beak.

Noonling

At least we know we'll raise a generation of vegans due to the cheese-based trauma.

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Quote from: Noonling on March 04, 2019, 10:51:41 AM
At least we know we'll raise a generation of vegans due to the cheese-based trauma.

Not so.  If you have any dairy in your system you cannot be a vegan, and when you have cheese slices thrown at you as a baby it is like Obelix falling in the magic potion.  You have non-veganocity for life, mate.

machotrouts

These people are actually owning libs

FUCKING UP MY FAGGOT VEGAN BABY BOY WITH A HOYED COW SQUARE

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To get those squares in the first place they reach into the cow through one of those holes.

biggytitbo

Surely cheese slices aren't made of cheese though? Its a kind of clammy perspex isnt it?

machotrouts

Saving the environment by cunting a Violife into a baby's eye

Neville Chamberlain

Tapping tempeh on a toddler's tooth.