Throwing a cheese slice on a baby

[Beagle 2]

Corruption = cheese slice.

[thraxx]

I need about 8 babies for a carney fairground game I am creating. I'm alright for cheese slices ta. 3 slices on the baby you can pick any prize you want, but I've run out of the Mini BB guns.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

I've just emptied a sack of spuds on a pensioner (not a euphemism). I can't see it catching on.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Still, good news about the chocolate oranges!

[Blumf]

If you do this with Leerdammer slices, do you get bonus points for getting the holes to line up with the baby's eyes?

[Replies From View]

Surely cheese slices aren't made of cheese though? Its a kind of clammy perspex isnt it?

That's how they can be dispensed by daffodil, yes.

[Replies From View]

If you do this with Leerdammer slices, do you get bonus points for getting the holes to line up with the baby's eyes?

No you get bonus points for realigning the baby's eyes to match up with the holes.

[Dex Sawash]

Stupid trusting babies don't even try to avoid getting sliced.

[Dex Sawash]

W a it, i like singled out better than sliced

[BlodwynPig]

I've just shovelled my nephew into an abandoned Midland bank from the past.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Just through a baby at some cheese, which is the correct way around, or my name is Paul Talbot.

[finnquark]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UoR1dUm9dE

[biggytitbo]

A cheese slice over the eyes would make quite a good superhero disguise wouldn't it, if you'd had a massive mental breakdown.

[Blumf]

A cheese slice over the eyes would make quite a good superhero disguise wouldn't it, if you'd had a massive mental breakdown.

[biggytitbo]

Cheese man already exists, he has been standing in for piers Morgan on good morning Britain.

[Blue Jam]

Like a badger with an afro throwing sparklers at the Pope

[BlodwynPig]

Just through a baby at some cheese, which is the correct way around, or my name is Paul Talbot.

Read that again

[Jittlebags]

I've heard of cheese babies where you drink too much cold lager after a fondue leading to a big lump of solid cheese in the stomach which just won't shift.

[Replies From View]

WIZBIT LOOKS SO SHIT IN THIS CGI REMAKE

[Cold Meat Platter]

Like a badger with an afro throwing sparklers at the Pope

Like a family of foxes and they're glowering at some soap.

[a duncandisorderly]

Like a family of foxes and they're glowering at some soap.

like you've eaten loads of hemp & now your shit has turned to rope.

[a duncandisorderly]

my two like those mini baby bell things, with the superfluous cellophane & wax wrapped round the cheesey bit. can I score extra points by getting these things into their orifices on the first shot? should I unwrap them first? boy here wants to unwrap the fuckers himself, but insists that I take away the detritus before he'll eat the cheese. this is making things complicated. we have slices too, but they have to be in bits of bread or the kids won't touch them. launching them un-breaded at the children is like pushing two south-pole magnets together. they're evolved.

[Twed]

I got this wrong and threw my baby at the cheese slices. His curds are spilling out

[Twed]

CHEESOID HATE SELF

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Sounds like Brian Eno's run out of song titles.

[a duncandisorderly]

Sounds like Brian Eno's run out of song titles.

brie anon. it's what talking heads would've wanted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp0k_o8gfQI

[Twed]

Talking Cheds

[a duncandisorderly]

Talking Cheds

with that tina whey-mouth.

[Cerys]

Crying with laughter, here.  I am a bad person.

[Jittlebags]

20m, 25kg truckle drop. Bring it on. Photograph that, ya Bastod.