Author Topic: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby  (Read 2364 times)

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #60 on: March 06, 2019, 03:04:10 AM »
with that tina whey-mouth.
That is liquid pun.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #61 on: March 06, 2019, 03:07:10 AM »
That is liquid pun.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #62 on: March 06, 2019, 06:06:57 AM »
brie anon. it's what talking heads would've wanted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp0k_o8gfQI

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #63 on: March 06, 2019, 06:10:22 AM »
These videos, though. They're shit, aren't they?

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #64 on: March 06, 2019, 08:58:04 AM »
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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #65 on: March 06, 2019, 09:17:33 AM »
David Byrne(d) toast. What cheese goes on.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #66 on: March 06, 2019, 09:50:44 AM »
Little Brie-tures

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #67 on: March 06, 2019, 10:05:26 AM »
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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #68 on: March 06, 2019, 11:57:35 AM »
Keep on trucklin'

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #69 on: March 06, 2019, 11:58:45 AM »
I find that first video really upsetting. His little trusting face and then the way he winces when the cheese hits him. Poor bastard.

They trust you so much. I was up on a high bridge with my boy and I had a Peter's Mad Thought that I could just pitch him over the edge, and I'm sure that for the first few seconds of the fall he'd think it was a fun game. He'd probably laugh. The thought of that laugh turning to a cry as he realises he's been betrayed by his dad has haunted me. I'm not going up there again.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #70 on: March 06, 2019, 12:01:18 PM »
The girl from apetina

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #71 on: March 06, 2019, 12:19:07 PM »
I find that first video really upsetting. His little trusting face and then the way he winces when the cheese hits him. Poor bastard.

They trust you so much. I was up on a high bridge with my boy and I had a Peter's Mad Thought that I could just pitch him over the edge, and I'm sure that for the first few seconds of the fall he'd think it was a fun game. He'd probably laugh. The thought of that laugh turning to a cry as he realises he's been betrayed by his dad has haunted me. I'm not going up there again.


Shouldn't this be in the Michael Jackson thread?

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #72 on: March 10, 2019, 12:23:57 AM »

Have daughter's baby* 4 weekend but no cheese slices. Need CaB suggestions.



* my granddaughter

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #73 on: March 10, 2019, 12:36:55 AM »
Crack an egg over its head and then rub it in, I mean egg white is good for the hair isn't it?

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #74 on: March 10, 2019, 12:39:55 AM »
I just saved up my baby’s milk sicks in a bag before freezing it into slices and then threw one at its head.

Except it wasn’t its milk sicks: it was its older brother and sister and pet dog. All minced.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #75 on: March 10, 2019, 12:41:24 AM »
Have daughter's baby* 4 weekend but no cheese slices. Need CaB suggestions.



* my granddaughter
Simply make another child run until it produces a lot of lactic acid, allow the child to coagulate, drain its whey and then lob that product at your granddaughter.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #76 on: March 10, 2019, 12:43:54 AM »
Shit on her little tits.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #77 on: March 10, 2019, 04:24:31 AM »
Draining a colostomy bag filled with mulched duvet shattings on a friend
Gargling then spewing day-glo barbiturates over a month of Alans
Bopping a dog in the gob
Skinning a Presidential Candidate alive to death
Lamping a lover of lozenges in the lower lumbar

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #78 on: March 10, 2019, 07:39:38 AM »
I find that first video really upsetting. His little trusting face and then the way he winces when the cheese hits him. Poor bastard.

They trust you so much. I was up on a high bridge with my boy and I had a Peter's Mad Thought that I could just pitch him over the edge, and I'm sure that for the first few seconds of the fall he'd think it was a fun game. He'd probably laugh. The thought of that laugh turning to a cry as he realises he's been betrayed by his dad has haunted me. I'm not going up there again.

Shouldn't this be in the Michael Jackson thread?

I imagine there'd be a "Hee-Hee" in there for sure.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #79 on: April 12, 2019, 12:24:19 PM »
Imagine your child was just being born and chuckin' cheese slices on it as it emerges.

wow this would be very random!

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #80 on: April 12, 2019, 01:12:50 PM »
I find that first video really upsetting. His little trusting face and then the way he winces when the cheese hits him. Poor bastard.

They trust you so much. I was up on a high bridge with my boy and I had a Peter's Mad Thought that I could just pitch him over the edge, and I'm sure that for the first few seconds of the fall he'd think it was a fun game. He'd probably laugh. The thought of that laugh turning to a cry as he realises he's been betrayed by his dad has haunted me. I'm not going up there again.

They have no concept of mortality or even trust at that age so you can’t really hurt their feelings with such things.

I don’t know the age of your son of course, but there’s no harm making assumptions that could lead to a child being plunged off a bridge, is there.