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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2019, 11:19:12 AM »


Corruption = cheese slice.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #31 on: March 04, 2019, 11:40:03 AM »

I need about 8 babies for a carney fairground game I am creating. I’m alright for cheese slices ta. 3 slices on the baby you can pick any prize you want, but I’ve run out of the Mini BB guns.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2019, 11:53:54 AM »
I’ve just emptied a sack of spuds on a pensioner (not a euphemism). I can’t see it catching on.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2019, 12:01:29 PM »


Still, good news about the chocolate oranges!

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2019, 12:06:50 PM »
If you do this with Leerdammer slices, do you get bonus points for getting the holes to line up with the baby's eyes?

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2019, 12:10:14 PM »
Surely cheese slices aren't made of cheese though? Its a kind of clammy perspex isnt it?

That’s how they can be dispensed by daffodil, yes.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2019, 12:10:50 PM »
If you do this with Leerdammer slices, do you get bonus points for getting the holes to line up with the baby's eyes?

No you get bonus points for realigning the baby’s eyes to match up with the holes.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #37 on: March 04, 2019, 12:29:32 PM »
Stupid trusting babies don't even try to avoid getting sliced.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #38 on: March 04, 2019, 12:30:21 PM »
W a it, i like singled out better than sliced

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #39 on: March 04, 2019, 04:30:13 PM »
I've just shovelled my nephew into an abandoned Midland bank from the past.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2019, 04:47:10 PM »
Just through a baby at some cheese, which is the correct way around, or my name is Paul Talbot.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #42 on: March 04, 2019, 04:54:49 PM »
A cheese slice over the eyes would make quite a good superhero disguise wouldn't it, if you'd had a massive mental breakdown.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #43 on: March 04, 2019, 05:06:41 PM »
A cheese slice over the eyes would make quite a good superhero disguise wouldn't it, if you'd had a massive mental breakdown.


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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #44 on: March 04, 2019, 05:17:28 PM »
Cheese man already exists, he has been standing in for piers Morgan on good morning Britain.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #45 on: March 04, 2019, 05:39:40 PM »
Like a badger with an afro throwing sparklers at the Pope

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #46 on: March 04, 2019, 05:44:17 PM »
Just through a baby at some cheese, which is the correct way around, or my name is Paul Talbot.

Read that again

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #47 on: March 04, 2019, 05:51:25 PM »
I've heard of cheese babies where you drink too much cold lager after a fondue leading to a big lump of solid cheese in the stomach which just won't shift.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #48 on: March 04, 2019, 06:16:54 PM »


WIZBIT LOOKS SO SHIT IN THIS CGI REMAKE

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #49 on: March 05, 2019, 08:13:56 PM »
Like a badger with an afro throwing sparklers at the Pope

Like a family of foxes and they're glowering at some soap.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2019, 08:35:56 PM »
Like a family of foxes and they're glowering at some soap.

like you've eaten loads of hemp & now your shit has turned to rope.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #51 on: March 05, 2019, 08:39:05 PM »
my two like those mini baby bell things, with the superfluous cellophane & wax wrapped round the cheesey bit. can I score extra points by getting these things into their orifices on the first shot? should I unwrap them first? boy here wants to unwrap the fuckers himself, but insists that I take away the detritus before he'll eat the cheese. this is making things complicated. we have slices too, but they have to be in bits of bread or the kids won't touch them. launching them un-breaded at the children is like pushing two south-pole magnets together. they're evolved.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #52 on: March 05, 2019, 08:42:25 PM »
I got this wrong and threw my baby at the cheese slices. His curds are spilling out

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #53 on: March 05, 2019, 08:43:28 PM »
CHEESOID HATE SELF

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #54 on: March 05, 2019, 10:02:31 PM »
Sounds like Brian Eno’s run out of song titles.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #55 on: March 05, 2019, 11:01:36 PM »
Sounds like Brian Eno’s run out of song titles.

brie anon. it's what talking heads would've wanted.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #56 on: March 06, 2019, 12:16:11 AM »
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« Reply #57 on: March 06, 2019, 12:21:25 AM »
Talking Cheds

with that tina whey-mouth.

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Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #58 on: March 06, 2019, 12:52:18 AM »
Crying with laughter, here.  I am a bad person.

Re: Throwing a cheese slice on a baby
« Reply #59 on: March 06, 2019, 01:20:08 AM »
20m, 25kg truckle drop. Bring it on. Photograph that, ya Bastod.