Author Topic: It is National Flies-Down Day  (Read 143 times)

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It is National Flies-Down Day
« on: March 06, 2019, 08:20:22 AM »
I’ve saved you from nearly embarrassing yourself!  You can thank me later!


Keep your flies down today folks!  At work and play keep your zip thoroughly open!


Cheers!!

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Re: It is National Flies-Down Day
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2019, 08:50:24 AM »
Normally I'd join in but today of all days I've got workmen coming 'round, so might have to pass. I'll closely inspect each of their groins first thing, and if they are all participating then so can I.

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Re: It is National Flies-Down Day
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2019, 10:14:07 AM »
It is?? Oops I've better get on some troosers

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Re: It is National Flies-Down Day
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2019, 12:34:05 PM »
Do note this only applies to zippers. If your trousers have buttons leaving them open today is a jailable offence.

Button flies open day is 16th May, the day after Kilt-Mocking Wednesday.

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Re: It is National Flies-Down Day
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2019, 02:45:23 PM »
Was wondering why I hadn't seen any flies today.

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Re: It is National Flies-Down Day
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2019, 03:12:31 PM »
I’m wearing fuzzy pyjama trousers and loafing about the apartment. They do not have a fly. Am I required by law to create a fly for this clothing item using scissors? Please advise.

Re: It is National Flies-Down Day
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2019, 06:30:35 PM »
I picked the wrong day to go commando.

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Re: It is National Flies-Down Day
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2019, 12:39:09 AM »
I'm not falling for this. I've just super-glued my trousers on. Get out of that one!