HS Tool Hire

[shiftwork2]

Just the job

SDS Fuck Drill Bits
Belle Cement Cum Drum Mixer
Light Trade Combination Lynching Ladders
Flame Gun

Just the job

One Man 90ft Scaffold
Carbide Rectal Wrench
Trailerised Bastard 550 kW
Tip Up Tod

Just the job

Roy Cropper Lift & Shift
Skid Mounted Anus
Heavy Duty Wacker Spanner
Cardboard Drain Rod

[Mr Eggs]

I wrench my rectum at the local council tip for free.

You fucking mug.