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£5 for a wank pass from April

Started by idunnosomename, March 07, 2019, 06:22:54 PM

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kalowski

Quote from: Sherringford Hovis on April 21, 2019, 10:51:01 AM
If everyone is a super-wanker, then no-one is.

Only at the precipice do we evolve.
Only at the prepuce do we evolve.

Isnt Anything

Not gonna be July 15 either ! !

first this

https://news.sky.com/story/government-under-pressure-to-delay-launch-of-porn-restriction-scheme-for-third-time-11745105

then this

https://news.sky.com/story/porn-block-delayed-for-third-time-after-government-climbdown-sky-sources-11745231

QuoteThe government's porn age verification scheme is to be indefinitely delayed, according to Sky sources.

Department for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS) Secretary Jeremy Wright is expected to announce the climbdown in Parliament on Thursday.

The regulator, the British Board of Film Classification, was told of the development on Wednesday afternoon.

indefinitely delayed


greenman

I'm guessing the vicars daughter was behind it.

idunnosomename

well about the only concern she had for this country's future seemed to be not letting children look at sex

Paul Calf

That wasn't what it was about though, was it?

idunnosomename

Well you mean allowing corporations to monetise identity

I think its all becase theresa may hates nudity.

Paul Calf

No, it was about getting everyone to agree that there must be a clamp on the internet which would absolutely never be used for anything other than protecting children oh no definitely not sir.

The snoopers' charter was the previous step (getting everyone to agree that the government had any business at all sticking its nose into the internet) and look how long it took to push that one through.

With the Labour Party and SNP's abstentions helping enormously, it has to be remembered.

biggytitbo

I said it would never happen.


The only annoying thing is I have spent the last 3 months scattering burnt CD's of hard-core pornography around local parks and woodland. Wasting my time.

Small Man Big Horse

For fuck's sake, this was my retirement plan.

Jittlebags


Paul Calf

Quote from: biggytitbo on June 20, 2019, 09:35:30 AM
I said it would never happen.


The only annoying thing is I have spent the last 3 months scattering burnt CD's of hard-core pornography around local parks and woodland. Wasting my time.

It's not over yet. This bid failed, but there will be others.


daf


Alberon

It all seems very ill-thought out. I think we need a big mass debate about it.

Isnt Anything

Quote from: Paul Calf on June 20, 2019, 11:21:03 AM
It's not over yet. This bid failed, but there will be others.

agreed

edit
in fact turns out this bid is still going. turns out 'indefinitely' means another six months

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/breaking-porn-block-delay-confirmed-16547225

so your retirement is still safe mr horse.


Howj Begg

so, this didn't happen because we are still part of the EU, in essence

it's like alt-righters voting for Trump and getting net neutrality repealed.

bgmnts

I am actually a bit torn on this. Obviously it is a bit cunty but as someone who can't really seem to get off that much without hardcore pornography anymore, i'd welcome a porn block.

imitationleather

Quote from: bgmnts on June 20, 2019, 02:38:01 PM
I am actually a bit torn on this. Obviously it is a bit cunty but as someone who can't really seem to get off that much without hardcore pornography anymore, i'd welcome a porn block.

You could put one of those child locks on your own router?

paruses

Quote from: imitationleather on June 20, 2019, 02:48:13 PM
You could put one of those child locks on your own router?

Or just wear oven gloves whenever you are alone.

Paul Calf

Or just, you know, not look at porn.

bgmnts

Didn't think about that one cheers ta.

Paul Calf

Happy to help.

Next up: smackheads! Just don't take heroin!

Quote from: paruses on June 20, 2019, 02:50:42 PM
Or just wear oven gloves whenever you are alone.

Feels like Mary Berry's doing it then apparently

Ambient Sheep

Better than Paul Hollywood, though...

biggytitbo

Quote from: bgmnts on June 20, 2019, 02:38:01 PM
I am actually a bit torn on this.


You're tugging it too hard mate.

kalowski

I like the idea of a porn pass.

Librarian: Oh my gosh you can't do that here!

*Whips out porn pass*

Bronzy

Quote from: bgmnts on June 20, 2019, 02:38:01 PM
I am actually a bit torn on this. Obviously it is a bit cunty but as someone who can't really seem to get off that much without hardcore pornography anymore, i'd welcome a porn block.

Have you tried pulling yourself off?

Dr Sanchez

Does anyone pleasure themselves from memory anymore or has the wank bank gone totally online now?