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Wrestling: The Baron Corbin Era

Started by Z, March 08, 2019, 01:10:48 AM

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up_the_hampipe

Quote from: Mobius on March 11, 2019, 01:15:48 AM
There must be a swerve coming because it makes no sense to bring Ali out now. Like Rey Mysterio coming out at 30 in the rumble or something...

Yeah they've intentionally fucked one of their main matches. Booking has been quite smart tonight, so I hope something will happen.

ToneLa

Much as I love KO he's such a natural heel

Much as I fake-hate Bryan he's such a natural face

Much as I like Ali I WANT KOFI

Do I detect a SWERVE~? On the SA "|Rowdy Ringsports|" forum the poll for this PPV says "someone comes out to help Kevin"

If it's not Sami it's nobody

up_the_hampipe

Quite weird seeing Daniel Bryan in a match like this after all the times crowds have shit all over matches because Bryan wasn't in them.

4 options, Sami comes out, Luke Harper comes out, New day come out. They all come out, a mega brawl breaks out, the match is throw out.

up_the_hampipe

New Day seems like the only option that makes sense.

ToneLa

Quote from: Delete Delete Delete on March 11, 2019, 01:21:35 AM
4 options, Sami comes out, Luke Harper comes out, New day come out. They all come out, a mega brawl breaks out, the match is throw out.

This poor fucker wants a clean finish and it's just not happening

Haha, imagine if Harper comes out but to help Bryan!

And then WYATT comes out! And joins with Bryan, Harper and Rowan! All those guys on the same team!

.. Nah, they wouldn't do that

Again.

.. Right?

Deanjam

They've got the crowd into it. Bless 'em.

ToneLa

They've got me into it. Bless 'em.

YES ROWAN er gets booted

The ginger fella does some good selling.

up_the_hampipe

This is a great match.

What's the point of Rowan though? Has he been of any use to Bryan?

ToneLa

Quote from: up_the_hampipe on March 11, 2019, 01:31:16 AM
This is a great match.

What's the point of Rowan though? Has he been of any use to Bryan?

Good timing!

up_the_hampipe

Quote from: ToneLa on March 11, 2019, 01:31:52 AM
Good timing!

Didn't work though.

I meant more as a heater. He doesn't really contribute in a meaningful way.

ToneLa

Quote from: up_the_hampipe on March 11, 2019, 01:33:01 AM
Didn't work though.

I meant more as a heater. He doesn't really contribute in a meaningful way.

He sort of played a role but yeah, here he comes to hand Bryan his amazing belt WOW. Liked the match though

No Harper. And what exactly are they waiting for with Wyatt?

Ah I understand now why it was booked this way, this was just to write them selves out of Owen getting pinned and loosing his momentum.

Deanjam

Rowan has never offered anything. He's just the latest beneficiary of wrestling's obsession with size.

Ja'moke

The Shield are main eventing? Bleugh.

ToneLa

this PPV is fucking flying, they really doing Becky's match now?

Look lads, not to crass this up, but her voice in my head whispering filthy fucking things got her over

"get a fookin joab"

hummingofevil

Quote from: Ja'moke on March 11, 2019, 01:37:51 AM
The Shield are main eventing? Bleugh.

Good. I'm tired and can go to bed after this. How long is this show meant to be 3 hours? 4 hours? Have we got two long matches left or a quick 20 mins?

Deanjam

Quote from: Ja'moke on March 11, 2019, 01:37:51 AM
The Shield are main eventing? Bleugh.

Roman's first match back innit.

Ja'moke


ToneLa

Quote from: hummingofevil on March 11, 2019, 01:39:04 AM
Good. I'm tired and can go to bed after this. How long is this show meant to be 3 hours? 4 hours? Have we got two long matches left or a quick 20 mins?

Surely it can't be more than an hour?

I REALLY didn't plan on watching this but 1) no job and 2) the idea of waking up tomorrow, sighing, and putting on the fucking Shield match on its own is very, very bleak

Charlotte looks fucking good. God I'm tired (not that she doesn't - I'm just usually way more guarded!)

Deanjam

If Becky's crutch isn't a ruse and she starts no selling the leg in this match then I'm going to write a letter!

ToneLa

FUCK HER UP BECKY
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

She is selling the leg tho ya doity cunt ye

LOVE the trash talking

Ja'moke

They need to get rid of the leg injury before Mania.

ToneLa

I really see them doing a Bryan @ WM30 with some bullshit qualifier deal, and some injury for the whole show, just to make the heel tap out at the end

I'd just say that heel is Charlotte and they'd either pin Rousey or more likely she kicks ass but doesn't lose to keep her strong for a return

And HERE COMES ROUSEY to give Becky the SHENANIGANS win

Stupid af but does at least, I guess, book heat between Charlotte and Rousey


ToneLa

Haha Elias for his major chord bullshit to pad out this

I'd rather he learn to wrestle as amusing as he is

though this cheap heat song is pathetic

ToneLa


hummingofevil

They should do a subtle storytelling were he gets slowly better at the guitar each week.

Ja'moke

Enjoyed that little Orton and AJ bit,

ToneLa

Cor Orton (if I don't like him, no one will)

Cor Styles. Good stuff!

But wtf was that entire segment. I think they realised they ran outta time

Also lol humming you hate AJ!! In fuckin lime green I can't blame you