Author Topic: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?  (Read 12352 times)

non capisco

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Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #150 on: June 29, 2020, 09:11:22 PM »
This coronavirus is causing a lot of job losses but I bet the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together!!!!

Here, CaB. I bought my dad a new fridge for his birthday. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!!!

What do you get if you cross....no, not what if you cross....he's made me forget the joke, ladies and gentlemen. Pack it in, you!!!

Twonty Gostelow

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Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #151 on: June 29, 2020, 09:52:08 PM »
Can it be a while until the next time we have a jokes thread?
Can't we just ban the posters who aren't making their own jokes up?

Twonty Gostelow

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Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #152 on: June 29, 2020, 09:54:37 PM »
PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I think I may have rhotacism.

GP: Open your mouth and say R.

CaB: Fuck off, Gostelow.

Artie Fufkin

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Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #153 on: June 30, 2020, 11:33:35 AM »
I've probably already mentioned these, but the 2 jokes I genuinely think I made up are as follows :

1) Remember that Irish racehorse that got horse-napped? I thought I'd found him the other day, but on closer inspection I saw it was just a model fashioned from garlic. Cloves, but no Shergar.
2) It was so cold this morning I had to scrape the windscreen of my car, as did my neighbour, the Grim Reaper. Yes, I was de-icing with Death.

Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #154 on: June 30, 2020, 12:18:33 PM »
A proboscis monkey walks into a bar, the barman says "why the schlong face?".

Fr.Bigley

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Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #155 on: June 30, 2020, 12:26:32 PM »
A group of owls commited suicide in the house of commons....it was a hung parliament.

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