Author Topic: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?  (Read 50922 times)

Pink Gregory

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Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #390 on: September 23, 2021, 05:52:24 AM »
What is causing the downfall of mushroom society?

Lack of morels

Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #391 on: September 23, 2021, 11:31:47 AM »
What might a seminal black metal band do with the edges of fabric?

They may hem.

Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #392 on: September 30, 2021, 10:18:35 PM »
I had a date touching my nuts in a Naked bar...

Twit 2

  • Unutterable anguish
Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #393 on: October 06, 2021, 01:09:38 AM »
Who makes Dr Who's favourite pies?

Gallifrey Bentos.

Who makes pies with odd flavours?

Gallimaufry Bentos

Artie Fufkin

  • Let Me In, Sparks
Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #394 on: October 07, 2021, 11:57:20 AM »
Which member of The Eagles makes the best pies?

Glen Frey Bentos.

Fr.Bigley

  • Shall I boil this kettle dry?
Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #395 on: October 07, 2021, 01:45:45 PM »
If she was vice president, she'd be Ancillary Clinton.

Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #396 on: October 12, 2021, 10:40:47 PM »
"My wife recently paid a visit to the capital of the Italian region of Liguria and the sixth largest city in all of Italy."

 "Genoa?"

 " Why, yes, of course I do, she's my wife!!! "

Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #397 on: October 12, 2021, 10:53:53 PM »
Which pie had the cringiest TV ads?

Fray Mentos.

Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #398 on: October 12, 2021, 11:08:40 PM »
"After the trip I just mentioned, my wife took a photo of a private part of my anatomy and then travelled to a small country in the Horn of Africa."

 " Djibouti? "

 "No, it was worse than that, it was my genitalia!!!"

Artie Fufkin

  • Let Me In, Sparks
Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #399 on: October 13, 2021, 11:19:07 AM »
I rode upon my horse to a city in Kent whilst holding a piece of fruit.

Canterbury?

No. Galloped melon.

chocky909

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Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #400 on: October 14, 2021, 04:00:02 PM »
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Kanye!
Kanye who?
Kanye accept this parcel for next door?

Twonty Gostelow

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Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #401 on: October 14, 2021, 04:20:57 PM »
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
P Diddy!
Do you mean DPD?
Yes. I'm dyslexic

Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #402 on: Yesterday at 11:14:03 AM »
Which pie had the cringiest TV ads?

Fray Mentos.

Surely that is the answer to "Which is the mintiest pie?"

Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #403 on: Yesterday at 12:29:54 PM »
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Roy
Roy Al Mail?
No, Roy Catastrophic Dysentery

Artie Fufkin

  • Let Me In, Sparks
Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #404 on: Yesterday at 01:03:35 PM »
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Luke Skywalker
You deliver stuff now?
Yes, I didn't want to, but the Parcel Force is strong in me.

Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #405 on: Yesterday at 11:01:41 PM »
Knock knock
Who's there?
Her
Hermes?
No, Michaela Strachan

kalowski

  • Maclunkey
Re: Have we had a jokes thread in a while?
« Reply #406 on: Yesterday at 11:33:56 PM »
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dey do
Dey do dough don't dey do?
I don't know what you mean. My name is Deighdou Johnson.

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