I Quite Like Club Chocolate Bars

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

They're alright. Not brilliant, or owt. The mint ones are the best, I suppose.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

A great end to a satisfying blood donation session.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Synonymous with the type of man who enjoys orienteering and physics. Flask of weak lemon drink.

Actually the chocolate is quite chocolatey on those. Rarely buy them but good shout.

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They stopped being as good when they changed the biscuit inside.  Used to be two thin biscuits in a sandwich formation, which they replaced with a singular thick block of much cheaper-tasting biscuit.  Plus the real chocolate was replaced with that chocolate-flavoured stuff.

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I never forgave them when they  came out with the Seal Club, I found it left a bad taste in the mouth.

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We didn't have the benefit of save states back when Club Biscuits were good.  :(

[ToneLa]

Little did I know the "club" I was indeed "joining" required a secret handshake and soggy biscuit

But still, that's the Red Cross for you.

At least the biscuit wasn't a Blue Riband