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Re: tortoise died
« Reply #90 on: March 14, 2019, 09:30:41 AM »
Good friend.



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Re: tortoise died
« Reply #92 on: March 17, 2019, 01:00:50 PM »
Gonna see if I can get compassionate leave out of this.

How did asking for compassionate leave for a tortoise go?

Re: tortoise died
« Reply #93 on: March 17, 2019, 01:05:06 PM »
I’m really sorry for your loss, Tinker looked like a very fine fellow, and he really stood up to that box.

Re: tortoise died
« Reply #94 on: March 17, 2019, 01:38:25 PM »
How did asking for compassionate leave for a tortoise go?

They told me to fuck off. I said it was a fair cop and got on with it.

Re: tortoise died
« Reply #95 on: March 17, 2019, 01:38:58 PM »
I’m really sorry for your loss, Tinker looked like a very fine fellow, and he really stood up to that box.

We got a little stone tortoise statue and put it in his little tortoise run and half an hour later he'd broken its head off.

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Re: tortoise died
« Reply #96 on: March 17, 2019, 03:57:59 PM »
You've done him proud mads.  Hugs.

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Re: tortoise died
« Reply #97 on: March 18, 2019, 10:31:15 AM »
We got a little stone tortoise statue and put it in his little tortoise run and half an hour later he'd broken its head off.

Slow and steady wins the race, as they say.

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Re: tortoise died
« Reply #98 on: March 18, 2019, 12:30:33 PM »
Slow and steady wins the race, as they say.

The tortoise and the madhair.

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Re: tortoise died
« Reply #99 on: March 18, 2019, 12:31:58 PM »
Fucking nailed it, lads.

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Re: tortoise died
« Reply #100 on: March 18, 2019, 09:51:29 PM »
Lovely videos, madhair60.  Clearly a wonderful character.  Sorry for your loss and sorry if you feel that any of my earlier contributions detracted from your memorial thread.

RIP Tinker.

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Re: tortoise died
« Reply #101 on: March 19, 2019, 04:38:40 AM »
That's him in ground now. See ya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI05ZDsIEl4

Sorry for your loss madhair60. I know it's hard when pets die after they've been around so long. If it's any consolation, I enjoyed watching him ram that box. Really showing it who's boss! Classic Tinker. I just wish he'd been ramming MY box, if you know what I mean! Can't stop thinking about him RAILING my ass! Fucking the SHIT out of me! Again, sorry for your loss madhair60.

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Re: tortoise died
« Reply #102 on: March 19, 2019, 08:25:15 AM »
Still enjoying how dead your tortoise is now but previously wasn't - many happy returns

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Re: tortoise died
« Reply #103 on: March 21, 2019, 07:21:12 AM »
That's him in ground now. See ya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaDwmIc3fcE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI05ZDsIEl4

https://youtu.be/rpikK2QW4hQ

He looks like Jimmy. Mind you, there's not a lot of variation in tortoises. It's still a source of eternal shame to me that during the Queen's Silver Jubilee in 1977 I painted a union jack on his shell. I'm a staunch republican now, but come on, I was 11.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: tortoise died
« Reply #104 on: March 21, 2019, 07:30:01 AM »
Can't believe you're all dedicating time to this when there's so much knife crime in Liverpool still. Get your bloody priorities straight

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Re: tortoise died
« Reply #105 on: March 22, 2019, 07:44:49 PM »
madhair60's tortoise, who art in heaven, Tinker be thy name; thy cardboard box; will be beaten; on earth as it is in heaven.