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Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« on: March 13, 2019, 10:41:53 AM »
I don't throw things, but if I were to, what would be most satisfying?

Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2019, 10:44:09 AM »
A new born baby.

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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2019, 10:45:39 AM »
Ricky Gervais.  From the thirtieth floor.  Imagine watching his scrabbling hands and gurning face as he gets smaller and smaller.

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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2019, 10:46:39 AM »
It's them fluorescent light bulb tubes isn't it? Never done it myself but I have heard good things.

Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2019, 10:51:07 AM »
1. Large beef steak (raw)
2. Uncle’s vase
3. Uncle

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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2019, 10:52:06 AM »
A courgette seed caked in a bit of john innes, haha

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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2019, 10:52:30 AM »
A great big sexy smiling man.

Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2019, 10:53:32 AM »
The Undertaker in a suplex.

Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2019, 10:53:58 AM »
A big thing of ice you've picked up from a frozen puddle.

Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2019, 10:57:07 AM »
A great big sexy smiling man.

Steady.

Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2019, 10:58:04 AM »
A little ornate teacup.

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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2019, 10:58:54 AM »
A gauntlet
An engagement ring
A burning asteroid

Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2019, 10:59:57 AM »
A used French letter.

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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2019, 11:00:20 AM »
vial of poison gas

Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2019, 11:00:55 AM »
a prolapsed rectum

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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2019, 11:05:36 AM »
A split penis


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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2019, 11:12:18 AM »
Those little banger things kids throw to the ground

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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2019, 11:13:49 AM »
One of those sticky rubber ball things that when it hits the ground it flattens out into a circle then slowly regains its spheritude.

Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2019, 11:14:27 AM »
newborn twins

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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2019, 11:15:02 AM »
A big thing of ice you've picked up from a frozen puddle.

Oh God yes.

A big egg.

Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2019, 11:15:55 AM »
a paper glider - it'll only just fly up, haha

Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2019, 11:17:49 AM »
It's a water bomb you plums.

Or a balloon filled with piss, take your pick.

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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2019, 11:27:45 AM »
All your hopes and dreams.

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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2019, 11:28:11 AM »
This would work:


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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2019, 11:57:49 AM »
Microphone

Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2019, 12:07:44 PM »
Your mum

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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2019, 12:09:01 PM »
Lighters

Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2019, 12:09:39 PM »
I apologise to The Powers That Be, this has ended up as a list thread :(

I mean, that was predictable, I should have gone with "Tell me about interesting times you've thrown something to the ground", but then I wouldn't have the Pavlovian delight as getting lots of replies.

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Re: Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground
« Reply #29 on: March 13, 2019, 12:25:26 PM »
I once had some valves out of an old radio. Each one had a vacuum inside so when thrown they’d make a satisfyingly loud pop as the glass broke.