Most satisfying thing to throw to the ground

[Noonling]

I don't throw things, but if I were to, what would be most satisfying?

[madhair60]

A new born baby.

[Cerys]

Ricky Gervais.  From the thirtieth floor.  Imagine watching his scrabbling hands and gurning face as he gets smaller and smaller.

[Jerzy Bondov]

It's them fluorescent light bulb tubes isn't it? Never done it myself but I have heard good things.

[mrpupkin]

1. Large beef steak (raw)
2. Uncle's vase
3. Uncle

From Wikipedia

[rasta-spouse]

A courgette seed caked in a bit of john innes, haha

[Buelligan]

A great big sexy smiling man.

[rasta-spouse]

The Undertaker in a suplex.

[Hound Of The Basketballs]

A big thing of ice you've picked up from a frozen puddle.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

A great big sexy smiling man.

Steady.

[the]

A little ornate teacup.

[Norton Canes]

A gauntlet
An engagement ring
A burning asteroid

[baptist]

A used French letter.

[Jerzy Bondov]

vial of poison gas

[idunnosomename]

a prolapsed rectum

[Replies From View]

A split penis


One half of a grave

[Cloud]

Those little banger things kids throw to the ground

[Cuellar]

One of those sticky rubber ball things that when it hits the ground it flattens out into a circle then slowly regains its spheritude.

[idunnosomename]

newborn twins

[SteveDave]

A big thing of ice you've picked up from a frozen puddle.

Oh God yes.

A big egg.

[rasta-spouse]

a paper glider - it'll only just fly up, haha

[Endicott]

It's a water bomb you plums.

Or a balloon filled with piss, take your pick.

You're welcome.

[Sherringford Hovis]

All your hopes and dreams.

[pancreas]

This would work:

[thenoise]

Microphone

[bgmnts]

Your mum

[Blinder Data]

Lighters

[Noonling]

I apologise to The Powers That Be, this has ended up as a list thread :(

I mean, that was predictable, I should have gone with "Tell me about interesting times you've thrown something to the ground", but then I wouldn't have the Pavlovian delight as getting lots of replies.

[Chollis]

Lighters

[Alberon]

I once had some valves out of an old radio. Each one had a vacuum inside so when thrown they'd make a satisfyingly loud pop as the glass broke.