How has Brexit affected you personally?

[Theremin]

Bit sexist.

Very fair, soz.

I could just claim it was ironic sexism, which would be the true tribute to Ricky.

[ToneLa]

I'm in and am now accepting suggestions for the Cab terrorist cell name.

"Sons of Gervais"

Cucked & Bombed?

[Paul Calf]

Being a dirty, Islam-loving lefty knobhead I'm obviously keen to support terrorism any way I can, so anything I can do to help...

[Buelligan]

Thank you comrade.

Very fair, soz.

I could just claim it was ironic sexism, which would be the true tribute to Ricky.

Yep, that thought had crossed my mind plus it might put the Filth off the scent.  Always useful.

[Theremin]

Cucked & Bombed?

Bombed By Cucks? a.k.a The BBC.

[Buelligan]

Or just plain Bombed.  A bit Damien Hurst perhaps, but very Ronseal.

[NoSleep]

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[madhair60]

Thanks mads, you're an egg.  I may well seek succour at some point

Fucking hell, steady on.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Teaching grandmother to succour eggs.

[Buelligan]

Heheh.  For it was in my mind also.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Do not teach grandmother to suck minds. It makes her stronger.

[Zetetic]

Whoops, must have skipped that one - probably because it seemed from the title like just another Brexit thread.

No criticism intended, and I'm glad this one has remained more focused.

[Cloud]

Cucked & Bombed?

I remember the first time I mentioned that pun here and tried to explain alt right internet dickhead slang (along with SJW etc) to the members of the forum to a chorus of "never heard of such terms, it must just be you associating with twats"... good times

[ToneLa]

I remember the first time I mentioned that pun here and tried to explain alt right internet dickhead slang (along with SJW etc) to the members of the forum to a chorus of "never heard of such terms, it must just be you associating with twats"... good times

Haha, but.. oh no? Am I part of a great wave of gentrification of alt-right slang?!

AGAIN? Cheers, Brexit

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Meant that IDS Jnr 2 and 3 were born as Austrians. I have not been to the UK since March 2017. And I became Austrian along with IDS Jnr 1 last summer and wifey did too for non Brexit reasons.

[a duncandisorderly]

What I used to consider harmless ignorance, I now consider a blank sinister monolith of prejudice.

I'm married with two kids. they are all spanish by birth & live in madrid, while I work for a US broadcaster currently based in london. I do shifts... nights & weekends so that I get a whole week off once a month, & I go straight to T5 from a night-shift & by the time the kids turn in, I've been awake about 28 hours. it's not doing me any good. I can't get similar work in spain, & I'll be fucked if I'm bringing my kids from spain to the UK unless the whole iberian peninsula becomes uninhabitably hot or something. fuck that. going to see a cardiologist on monday morning (straight off a night shift) to get my results... cardio ultrasound, CT, blood tests, the lot.

there's not much left on my mortgage, & I can probably get spanishness with a little bit of paperwork. I reckon I'll just sell up & fuck off in a year or so.